There’s been some interest in Fat Fuck’s acrid human nature. Folks have dug up this old clip from my YouTube channel and watched in jaw-gaping wonder. Whenever he goes all Rushbo, like when he denounces a blameless citizen as a “slut” to his millions of listeners, again and again, the video gets views. “Has this man always had the heart of a psychotic wolverine?” people ask themselves. “When you piggyback Satan’s soul on your own, does it occasionally stick its finger up your ass?” others wonder.
Who can blame them? There are so many things to learn about the Army of Evil. And there are so few times we can ask an unrendered, fully-capitated person about it. It was bloody difficult getting Mussolini to say “peep” while hanging upside down from a meat hook.
So, what’s it like to be a member in whatever ‘standing’ shitstaining stands for?
Hmm, Rush? If you die even one second before Michael J. Fox, I’ll believe there’s a god.