Once you see this video, you will likely agree with me: this is a Hall of Fame political video. It is ludicrously awful, so it’s entertaining as hell.
And it comes to us from Dan Fanelli, a sorry man running for Congress in Florida. One viewing, and you will see that Dan is a Gold-Plated Wingnut.
So many terrific nutter details, dozens of them, all of which Dan thought were compelling enough to include in this hard-hitting clip. So it’s all officially enshrined, for the intertron to play forever:
1.) Terrorists want to blow up Cessnas?
2.) After they make bombs out of orange water bottles?
3.) That they tie to themselves?
4.) Outside their clothes?
5.) So their arms are paralyzed?
6.) Making it difficult to light the Bullwinkle-style fuse?
7.) Every little thing in this whack ad?
I guarantee you, Dan loves all of it.
Thanks, Rumproast.