Dr. Strangelove, anybody? If we’re really lucky, maybe a couple million of us will die. Then we’d be super-safe.
I’m actually understating the dickweed paranoid rhetoric here:
How the hell can these people get away with saying such awful, despicable things? Who roots for the deaths of his fellow Americans?
Scheuer: The only chance we have as a country right now is for Osama bin Laden to deploy and detonate a major weapon in the United States… Only Osama can execute an attack which will force Americans to demand that their government protect them effectively, consistently, and with as much violence as necessary.
Well, then, I’m praying that this last, best hope for America, Osama Bin Laden, finally gets off his ass and slaughters somebody today. Hell, someone just call the FBI and arrange for his transport here, chop-chop. Then give him an atomic bomb and a highlighted map to Yankee Stadium–it’s time we started taking the security of America seriously, people.
And, dammit–if that Arab bastard won’t do it, then I sure as fuck will. When I think about all my terrific neighbors living so wretchedly and defenselessly in peace……well, it just makes me crazy. That’s why I’m going to kill every last one of them. They can thank me later.
And did you catch that final Beck comment, on the defensive response of Americans after Bin Laden actually gets off some wretched, successful attack?
Beck: Which is why, I was thinking this weekend, if I were him, that would be the last thing I would do right now.
So if Bin Laden had a nuke and an opportunity to blow up millions of Americans, he probably shouldn’t do it. Because then Americans would respond by really getting their defenses up. Which would then make it totally hard to……blow up millions of Americans. What a couple of fricking geniuses.
