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July 1, 2009

Asshole Lunatics Glenn Beck, Michael Scheuer: 'the only hope for America is for thousands to get blown up by Bin Laden'

Dr. Strangelove, anybody? If we’re really lucky, maybe a couple million of us will die. Then we’d be super-safe.

I’m actually understating the dickweed paranoid rhetoric here:


How the hell can these people get away with saying such awful, despicable things? Who roots for the deaths of his fellow Americans?

Scheuer: The only chance we have as a country right now is for Osama bin Laden to deploy and detonate a major weapon in the United States… Only Osama can execute an attack which will force Americans to demand that their government protect them effectively, consistently, and with as much violence as necessary.

Well, then, I’m praying that this last, best hope for America, Osama Bin Laden, finally gets off his ass and slaughters somebody today. Hell, someone just call the FBI and arrange for his transport here, chop-chop. Then give him an atomic bomb and a highlighted map to Yankee Stadium–it’s time we started taking the security of America seriously, people.

And, dammit–if that Arab bastard won’t do it, then I sure as fuck will. When I think about all my terrific neighbors living so wretchedly and defenselessly in peace……well, it just makes me crazy. That’s why I’m going to kill every last one of them. They can thank me later.

And did you catch that final Beck comment, on the defensive response of Americans after Bin Laden actually gets off some wretched, successful attack?

Beck: Which is why, I was thinking this weekend, if I were him, that would be the last thing I would do right now.

So if Bin Laden had a nuke and an opportunity to blow up millions of Americans, he probably shouldn’t do it. Because then Americans would respond by really getting their defenses up. Which would then make it totally hard to……blow up millions of Americans. What a couple of fricking geniuses.

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April 24, 2009

Pastor Anderson warns American men will soon piss sitting down like a bunch of German wimps

Filed under: apoca-lips service — Tags: , , , , , — toma @ 8:16 pm

This guy is whack. So that puts this left-field Armageddon theme in serious danger of being appropriated by Glenn Beck. Look for the ‘Chavez Taught Obama to Squat’ banner ads next week on Fox…

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April 8, 2009

glenn beck: 'communists are invading and obliterating america' / america: 'i have a handgun and a checking account'


Glenn Beck today used a breaking story to crank up the fear-and-ratings-o-matic:

The nation’s electric utilities have failed to fully survey the vulnerability of their equipment to computer-based attacks from foreign countries and hackers, a government-authorized regulatory group concluded this week.

Thankfully, he knew immediately who the saboteurs were and why they were doing it [audio]:


..meanwhile, in a (perhaps?) unrelated event…

Concerned resident aims to form armed militia to patrol Stockton

STOCKTON – A retired truck driver and Vietnam War veteran said Monday that he is forming an armed militia – mostly men with rifles and armbands, four to a car – to patrol Stockton [California] this summer, when at least 43 police officers are to be laid off.

Alan Pettet, 66, said he has recruited 18 men, most of whom are ex-military. He said the militia will train at a firing range and “activate” if the city lays off any officer, as it intends by July 1…

Pettet, a midtown neighborhood activist who has a Desert Eagle pistol, said militiamen will detain suspected criminals and call police to arrest them. They will wear armbands and will patrol in a car marked by a magnetic sign, he said.

“It’s going to be ‘Stockton Armed Militia,’” Pettet said. “‘SAM’ for short.” [ed. --woah, I totally did not see that coming...]

Neither the Police Department nor the city administration was impressed.

“We are not at the point that we need to have armed militias patrolling Stockton,” Vice Mayor Kathy Miller said…

“If you look under the Constitution, a militia can be formed,” he said. “Watch and see. Who’s going to stop us?”…

Pettet said the militia will bill the city $350 per hour for its services. City Attorney Ren Nosky said he knew of no legal basis requiring the city to pay such a bill.


Please, you ‘liberals’, with all your hysterical talk of vigilantes and mob justice, put a sock in it. Glenn Beck and Alan Pettet–these good folks are mercenaries.


[cross-post at Oxdown Gazette]

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the daily show: apoca-lips service

Filed under: apoca-lips service — Tags: , , , , — toma @ 5:34 pm


..this marks the debut of a brand new ‘post category’ for the little black blog, and it’s way past overdue. 78 days into the Obama administration, and the number of people who are seeing the end of the nation, or of the entire planet, continues to grow…

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