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Birther Queen Orly Taitz files against sanctions for being ‘political’ and ‘frivolous’: “This is a ‘political lynching.’”

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This is one of the funniest filings I have ever read. Not that I read (or understand) a lot of these, but this is so non-legal-ese, so petulant, stupid and self-referential as to be good comedy.

First, she filed a bunch of ‘birther soldier’ lawsuits that claimed… Obama was not President–> not Commander-in-Chief–> unable to issue valid orders–> her soldier clients aren’t bound to serve in the current military.

An annoyed U.S. District Court Judge, Clay Land, threw the suit(s) out:

First, Plaintiff’s challenge to her deployment order is frivolous. She has presented no credible evidence and has made no reliable factual allegations to support her unsubstantiated, conclusory allegations and conjecture that President Obama is ineligible to serve as President of the United States. Instead, she uses her Complaint as a platform for spouting political rhetoric, such as her claims that the President is “an illegal usurper, an unlawful pretender, [and] an unqualified imposter.”…

Taitz, who clearly does not take her ‘officer of the court’ privelege seriously, ranted publicly:

“…somebody should consider trying [the judge] for treason and aiding and abetting this massive fraud known as Barack Hussein Obama.”

“This is so outrageous what this judge did — it goes in the face of law and order,” said Taitz, reached at her office in Mission Viego, CA. “Not every judge is as corrupt as Judge Land. Some judges believe in the Constitution. And some judges believe in the rule of law.”…

“I’m not afraid of sanctions. Because I know this is not frivolous. I know this is extremely important — the most important issue in this country today.”

“Judge Land is a typical puppet of the regime — just like in the Soviet Union,”

The judge, in a 43 page statement, then sanctioned her $20,000:

Regrettably, the conduct of counsel Orly Taitz has crossed these lines, and Ms. Taitz must be sanctioned for her misconduct. After a full review of the sanctionable conduct, counsel’s conduct leading up to that conduct, and counsel’s response to the Court’s show cause order, the Court finds that a monetary penalty of $20,000.00 shall be imposed upon counsel Orly Taitz as punishment for her misconduct, as a deterrent to prevent future misconduct, and to protect the integrity of the Court.

So, having gotten her butt roundly spanked by the court, has she become chastened? Given up on her angry, ‘frivolous’ attacks? Has she come to realize that her case needs to be far more substantial, far more legally compelling? Has she managed to construct even an ort of an argument on her clients’ behalf? Or found a mote of evidence to give the court any reason to re-consider her case? Or will she just return to blasting the judge for all the awful things he keeps doing to ‘her’? Acting like the unhinged idiot she appears to be?

“…Judge Land’s actions that amounted to misstating or misrepresenting ninety percent of what was presented in the pleadings and arguments, completely ignoring ninety percent of the arguments and facts, making extremely rude and demeaning remarks, showing bias; taken together, appear to be designed to silence her, and intimidate her and above all, punish her for what the Court perceived as political rather than “core” constitutional questions.

Judge Lands remarks amounted to nothing short of a political lynching, which turned into a feast and celebration by the media mob…”


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LivePrayer.com produced and now runs a hilarious half-hour birther infomercial in Texas

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TPMMuckraker has got the skinny, and the highlights:


Just how stupid can Americans be? Is there an answer? And why are the birthers devout Christians? So much of this stinks.

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Birther undead still walk the Earth. Representative Trent Franks on Obama's citizenship: 'I'm suing.'

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Franks goes on the attack

By JIM SECKLER/The Daily News

KINGMAN – A big, boisterous crowd largely supported an Arizona Congressman, who lambasted the Democratic president and his policies…

Franks started the town hall off by showing a half-hour video on the country’s missile defense system. The movie warned of threats of a missile attack by rogue nations such as North Korea and Iran and the need to protect the country with a missile defense shield…

Franks held up the latest House bill up showing the thickness of the legislation concerning health care reform. He also said the latest figures show that the health care reform bill would cost $1.6 trillion…

Under Obama’s health care plan, seniors would get the worst of it and the plan would “blow a hole in freedom,” he said…

The other main issue dealt with numerous speakers questioning Obama’s birth certificate and why there wasn’t an investigation into whether he is a naturalized citizen. One woman said a newspaper announcement of his birth in Hawaii was not sufficient. Another asked how he could have a passport without a birth certificate.

Franks said there was not enough evidence that Obama is not an American citizen. He did say there was a lot of conflicting evidence of Obama’s citizenship and that he was considering filing a lawsuit, the only congressman to do so. Franks asked why the president did not simply produce a birth certificate.

One speaker, a pre-school teacher, tearfully said Obama denounced the country as a Christian nation and warned he should learn a civics lesson. Franks agreed with her saying he was offended that Obama denigrated the country on an overseas trip and the president should speak in favor of the country when abroad.



And now, some citizen internet journalists respond:

–Dear Mr. President: Stop Hiding:

how can you trust someone who promises transpaency and wont even show his original birth certificate? what is he trying to hide?

Posted By: desertdude | August 24, 2009 at 10:19 AM

–Perhaps The Birth Certificate Was Numbered 666:

I think this citizenship stuff is loony. Obama is certainly a an American citizen….However, I do think that the president is hiding something in these documents and that’s why he is fighting hard to keep them from being publicly available.

Posted By: Sam | August 24, 2009 at 10:31 AM

–I Don’t Care That He Was A Senator:

Anyone that has caught this man speaking on the house floor knows he’s a blithering idiot.

Posted By: Clint | August 24, 2009 at 10:35 AM

–His Urinating, It’s Very Odd:

Why does Obama continue to wet himself over his birth certificate. I used to think this was stupid, now I think there is something to this after all!

Posted By: Jake, NYC | August 24, 2009 at 10:35 AM

–I Disagree With Your Assertion That Roger Rocks:

Fed up with Obama? Check out this song at: www.myspace.com/rogerweber You’ll feel better.

Posted By: Roger Rocks | August 24, 2009 at 10:40 AM

–Obama’s Charlatanie: His Ascendence Disqualifies Him:

Glenn, you superior liberal being – Obama’s presidential legitimacy is a very serious issue, with deep & dire political and financial consequences for this nation (consequences about which Obama couldn’t care less, of course). Yet there is also a pure criminal lining to this misery, that is Obama’s charlatanie, i.e he’d raised more than $7 hundred millions UNDER FALSE PRETENSE, KNOWING THAT his ascendence disqualifies him for the presidential job. Glenn, wait for the moment when disgruntled donors will start asking Obama to prove that they invested in a legit candidate – that’s when the real party will begin.

Posted By: misanthropicus | August 24, 2009 at 10:41 AM

–Max Throws John McCain Out The Window:

President Obama Father was not a U.S. citizen when he was born. A Natural Born Citizen which is a requirement to be Presidnet is a child born in the USA & BOTH parents are U.S. citizens at birth.

Posted By: Max | August 24, 2009 at 10:45 AM

–How Do You Know He Won’t Show You His Fake Roots?:

Obama is clever. He probably used his birth certificate from Hawaii when he needed to verify something here in the USA. When he wanted to get into school he used his Kenya certificate so he could get free education. But when he went abroad he used whichever one suited him at the time. Clever, now show us your real ROOTS!!!!

Posted By: Dot from Pa | August 24, 2009 at 11:02 AM

–…And Then–Shazam!–He’ll Finally Admit You Were Right: All Along…

Well you Repubs can’t see it? Demos are going to hurry and pass the illegal immigrant laws allowing all illegal aliens to become citizens, then Barry can just automatically become a citizen. Smart.

Posted By: procrastinator | August 24, 2009 at 11:06 AM

–It’s “Just Like” When The “Flat” Earthers Didn’t “Believe” The “Sun” Was “On Fire”:

remember… its not his CITIZENSHIP that in question its his “NATURAL BORN citizenship” that is in question… BECAUSE of that “annoying” and “stubborn fact” that is the Constitutional Requirment to be a “legitimate” president and not just a person “pretending” to be president with all the “round-earth deniers” “pretending that he IS president” and refusing to seek and find ALL evidence to the contrary.(whether its the legitimate birthcertificate or legitimate university records that would reflect the same) the “governmnet-media-complex” today is just like the flat earthers in Colombus’ time who refused to see… no.. denied evidence that the earth was round because of their own inability or refusing to seek truth)here we go.. history repeating itself!!

–I Am A Wingnut And Therefore Hilarious:

I have already typed up the Soetoro, oh I mean, Obama Jr birth certificate and posted it on my site. Since we won, I took it down, but I can put the pix back up. This time though, I did fix the “Father’s Race” to be Black not African, sorry for my typo the last time. And yes Massa Obama did not say we ain’t christian and built on christian principles. Heck everyone knows we are viking and based on viking views and gods.

Posted By: Bill Ayers | August 24, 2009 at 11:07 AM

–Strange: RAH Contacted The FBI, But They Ignored Him:

I have contacted the FBI 3 times and Local police detectives about Obama telling me in 1999 that he was a foreign exchange student among other things that he did.. at Harvard.. not a peep back.. didn’t even write my name down at police station. Our country is ruled by criminals.

Posted By: R A H | August 24, 2009 at 11:05 AM

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Birther "Jack" posts an argument. But it turns out he's just another internet copy/paste pussy.

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[earlier: here and here]

QUESTION:

What happens to Judge Sotomayor’s confirmation as Supreme Court Justice if the Constitution’s “natural born citizen” Presidential eligibility requirement is subsequently determined applicable to Barack Obama on the basis of Article 2’s exclusion of dual citizenship birth (doesn’t matter whether Obama born in Hawaii since his dad was Kenyan/British citizen at the time)? It would seem prudent, if not dereliction of Constitutional duty in not so doing, for the United States Senate to defer voting on Judge Sotomayor’s confirmation at the very least until there is determination, now imminent, on standing in Kerchner v. Congress (USDC NJ) on that precise issue (Congressional failure to take up the raised and known constitutional ineligibility question prior to declaring a Presidential winner in the vote of the electoral college). For the full Senate now to proceed to vote to confirm Judge Sotomayor (an otherwise lifetime appointment) before then, would be a knowing and very substantial exacerbation of any inherent Constitutional crisis — compounding the previous Congressional dereliction. That is, the Executive Branch, as well as conceivably all actions of a Congress under a President determined ineligible, would leave the Supreme Court as an essential unfettered remaining Branch of the Federal Government, that is unfettered so long as Mr. Obama’s nominee to the Court is not yet confirmed by the Senate.

Will not one Senator, let alone Republican Senator, raise this issue on the Senate floor? The nation is watching.

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Jack, your thoughtful and heartfelt shitulence demands a reply. Because you forgot to strike out ‘Leave a reply’ when you clicked ‘PASTE’. But won’t anybody raise the obvious dumbfuck point that the Magical Black President was…never born? Born even anywhere, like Hawaii? “The hell he’s American–what am I, stupid?” That sort of occasion isn’t bizarre at all. “I’ve got an itch that’s never wrong, and it says there’s a horror movie rolling in front of my eyes. And I’ve never watched a horror movie and thought, ‘that guy’d make a good President.’” Yup, Political Asshole Mortuary Escapee with a moderated linguistic chip in its sentient node. Walt Disney made the only Abe Lincoln I ever heard give a stump speech, and he made this President, too.

“Yeah–fuck you.

Oh well. Birther “Jack” nonetheless nobbles clone cock:
1.) http://renovomedia.com/news/obamas-kenyan-birth-certificate-found-or-faked/
2.) http://www.worldboxx.com/obama-kenya-birth-certificate-found/comment-page-1/
3.) http://www.poliblogger.com/?p=16475
4.) http://nativeborncitizen.wordpress.com/2009/08/02/third-obama-birth-certificate-appears-in-court/
5.) http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2009/08/01/bill-maher-bashes-birthers-over-obama-birth-certificate.htm

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Birthers can no longer stand being called dishonest morons, so they're forging birth certificates

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But, to their credit, they are getting better at it. (Not that they’re deserving of the attention.)

The right side of the internet wasted about a billion good boxes of tissue this morning after WorldNetDaily posted The Official Kenya Birth Certificate of Barack Hussein Obama II:

“Last week, a counterfeit document purporting to be Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate made the rounds of the Internet, but was quickly determined to be fraudulent. The new document released by Taitz bears none of the obvious traits of a hoax.”

“Taitz told WND that the document came from an anonymous source who doesn’t want his name known because ‘he’s afraid for his life.’”


How can people be so scummy, and stupid, you ask? There are no answers, my friend. There are only the future shattered dreams of the thousands of people living lives too fragile to go on without making asses of themselves on the internet.


*** EMERGENCY NOTICE*** OBAMA KENYA birth certificate leaked! – THIS IS REAL!


What will happen if this birth certificate is real? What about the laws and executive orders and everyone he has appointed to office? What about all the czars? Will Joe Biden be president then? Will there be riots over this? I’m worried there is going to be chaos.


^TrInItY^
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uhhhh

holy shit!

could it be?

JUSTICE!@!?@!?@?!@


Very important July 31st, 2009
1. I need experts who can authenticate documents from Kenya.

2. I need to find people who were born in Kenya in 1961 and have their birth certificate. I need to see it, I need to see how it looks like.

3. I need to know who was the British registrar in Mombasa in 1961.

If you have info, call me 949-683-5411. No crank calls please, and be short, please. I really don’t have any time for stories


^TrInItY^
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SPREAD THE WORD PEOPLE

RIGHT NOW

IT IS YOUR DUTY!@


“… Will Joe Biden be president then?”
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 740247

Since the Prez. nominee (winner of all those primaries) merely selects the veep for his ticket, NO.

It will fall, as it does in the Olympics, to the next untained runner-up: Mr. McSame of Arizona, or that vapid bitch from Alaska, should he be unable to serve…


Fuck this is beyond words a case I never thought any president would ever have to live through… holy shit if this is real, we are at the cusp of some evnts in human history we will never see repeated ever again.



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I told you guys he was a fucking communist plant!


Watch this coming week for any news (or rumors) of “special” or “emergency” sessions of congress, the senate, the JCS, the supreme court ect….
If you see that the you can bet the clampdown is coming!


The Birthers don’t seem so crazy, now do they?


Been with you all the way on that one Trinity, just… fucking hell man, its just that if this is his Kenyan BC, there is going to be trouble on the streets that will make the LA riots seem like a Girl scouts cookie meet.

This will be race war like no one has ever seen outside of Rwanda / Ethiopia


If it’s proven he’s a fake. They will either have to lock him up for life or kill him. He has been told American secrets and can’t be allowed to repeat them to anyone.


If that’s the case, the most likely scenario would have to be a shameful deportation to Kenya or Indonesia. I’d say have a taxi pull up to the front lawn of the White House and, drive him to Dulles International and put him on a flight, coach. No pomp, no fanfare, just a disgraceful exit for a disgraceful chapter in American history.


This is going somewhere if the people stand up.I believe the military is going to have to do their duty and defend the constitution.This is huge.


an incredible thought has just come to me. Hold the flames. It’s just a thought…But…

Did Sarah Palin resign because she knew the eligibility issue was about to blow, and that McCain would be President and she would have to step in as VP???????????



^TrInItY^
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that’s what I was thinking when it happened to be honest

she seemed like

way too happy about it you know?

maybe they knew!


Can’t wait for CNN’s Black in America 3 to cover this


I fear we are at the precipice of a constitutional crisis.

just spoke to a Unit Commander in the National Guard. he is calling a Unit meeting TOMORROW where they will sign a declaration of some sort stating they will only except orders from the Governor and are breaking ALL federal ties.


There are way too many players implicated with treason in this for it to be treated as an administrative oversight.

It requires the military to assume temporary control of the nation – and root out those held to be complicit in this conspiracy – and that is a whole lot of people!

Trouble is can the military assume control without sparking off a race war or even a cultural civil war?

And while the US is embroiled in – whatever turn this takes, plus the finacial crisis, plus swine flu – what will Russia China Iran NK Venezuela Syria etc be up to? – is this in fact the plan all along?


Everyone needs to send these images to soldiers in the military. They need to know that their commanding officer is a fraud. We need open military rebellion.


Military should get off its thumb and ARREST THE TRAITORS and protect and defend the Constitution AS THEY HAVE SWORN BY OATH!

DO IT!!!!

Get the USURPER OUT!!!


WHATEVER HAPPENS…..DO NOT BE SUCKED INTO A RACE WAR!

CHANCES ARE THIS WAS ALLOWED TO BE REVEALED FOR A REASON: TO DETHRONE OBAMA, INCITE RACE RIOTS AND ENABLE INDEFINITE MARTIAL LAW.

COOL HEADS WILL PREVAIL – BE VIGILANT!


If this is real, this is where the antichrist turns and shows his real intentions.


These are very very good questions….I am not from the States so probably miss out on a lot of nuances but I smell a rat. In an situation where Republicans created a mess for the last 8 years savior comes out of nowhere, born somewhere in nowhere and makes it big time. Right schools, right connections etc. For a guy born in Mombasa, moved to Indonesia etc back to US, quite a feat….Truth come out conveniently so that Rep can shine again??

If this is for real it has tremendous backing, tremendous planning and a lot of risk managemnt behind this. This is a very dangerous situation. Please contemplate. I am not saying that constitution should not be followed but be careful what you wish for. In my opion you are looking in the abyss…Keep your head cool guys.


…and I will add: Stay inside if the blacks take to the streets. Do not leave your houses….wait it out, do not enter into confrontations. But do defend your home or business if necessary.


What I want to know is how shit like this happened in the first place? I mean, there are supposed to be steps in place that prevent something like this from happening. Things are checked, checked again, and re-checked. I just can’t understand how. We’ve had 43 presidents before Barack and this happens all of a sudden!? Help me to wrap my brain around all of this. What makes me the maddest is that me and my mother and sister all voted for this asshole even after my mom kept telling me that something wasn’t right about him. I didn’t want to vote for McCain, so I voted for who I thought was the lesser of two evils. Guess I was wrong.


It’s all falling apart, Obots! You followed an illegal messiah and now it’s the good guys’ turn to lead for, oh another 200 years or so.


can’t wait to hear the oboobootards come outa of the woodworks for him now…oh wait, they get the shit taxed out of them and gonna be serving 1 yr for the government and maybe have to kill granny to save obooboo…yeah..i remember election, of what was said and we were slimed and spit upen for even suggesting that something was wrong…now boys, whata say now???….got that queasy feeling of been made a fool of…..sorta like finding out the wife is cheating on u and stealing ur money to party with the new BF…..now is the time for ya’ll to grow a pair and jump into obooboo shit and give ‘em hell for laughing at u all this time….the time to get even is…..NOW!!

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In 'brilliant' political move, batshit crazy birther Michelle Bachmann realizes Hawaii itself hasn't produced a birth certificate, halts resolution

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Okay, who’s got Yellowstone’s Certificate of Live Birth? Who’s got a copy of the Gulf Stream Waters’ Miami Herald birth announcement? The Grand Canyon’s bronzed baby shoes? These lunatics are going to throw everything they can get their hands on out the bathroom window, if only that gets them closer to their impossible dream: ending the black Hawaiian’s Presidency. By the time they’re done, it’ll be a nation chock full of lonely illegal immigrants.

Bachmann blocks resolution declaring Hawaii to be Obama’s birthplace.

Today, Rep. Neil Abercrombie (D-HI) introduced a resolution commemorating the 50th anniversary of Hawaii’s statehood. The resolution also proclaims the state as President Obama’s birthplace, a point the Plum Line’s Greg Sargent noted may “put House GOPers who are flirting with birtherism in a jam.” This afternoon on the House floor, Abercrombie spoke of his measure and specifically noted that Obama had been born in Hawaii. “It’s also going to be the birthday in a week or so of President Obama, born in Kapiolani hospital just down the road from where I lived,” he said. Just as the presiding chair of the House, Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MD), was about to declare the resolution passed by voice vote, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) stood and objected:

BACHMANN: Mr. Speaker? I object to the vote on the grounds that a quorum is not present and make a point of order that a quorum is not present. [...]

REP. ELIJAH CUMMINGS (D-MD): Further procedings on this motion will be postponed.


I thought I’d done a fair job of avoiding these laughable morons, but they’ve done a better job of hilarious moronizatin’. Try this video of FireDogLake’s Mike Stark bouncing around Capitol Hill asking Republican politicians if the President is an American. To which one after another spinelessly refuses to admit that Obama is, in fact, a citizen of the United States:

They are so terrified of the rank-and-file looneys that form their own base that they’re not allowed to admit the truth about their own President being born in Hawaii. If that isn’t Republicanism in all its stark-raving glory, I don’t know what is.

Oh, wait–hell yes, I do. It’s this:

If you admit he’s an American, they’ll force you to stand there frozen with your hand over your heart while they recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

Republicanism: the obvious truth, or the Pledge? The Pledge, fuck yeah.

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