A semi-regular installment. It’s been a while since the last one, so this is an extra-large edition.

Why don’t Conservatives understand comedy? Why are metaphors and irony and the like an utterly foreign language? Why do they keep making attempts at it anyways? These are eternal mysteries. Gawk at the strangeness along with me. Starting with Gary McCoy:

Your 7th grader could do better! So what!

It’s why I voted for him.

They pay Gary to comment on politics. Well drawn. Brian Farrington, too:

Kill baby, kill.

Happy Earth Day! Damn liberals . .

. . and their stupid ideas.

Whose fault is it that gas prices are high? Yours.

If it had been the Bush administration, no one would have forced Goldman Sachs into hearings. Then there’s no hypocrisy, right?

When you’ve only got a few thousand nuke-tipped missiles left, you’re a wuss.

And when you won’t call in a nuclear airstrike on this guy, you’re a wuss.

Pedophile = gay. Glenn McCoy = oblivious.

Politicians and their spending. GAH. Shoot.

Politicians and their spending. Sheesh!

. . double . . triple . . quadru . . errr, hmm.

Liberals trying to save the planet. Hah, stupid. NO — stuck up. Yeah, that’s it.

A Bar Mitzvah is a rite of transition. 26 year-olds in grad school are losers. See?

If Lisa doesn’t stick that ‘Warning’ sign in there, how will anyone ever get it?

BP is helping Obama spend government money? Or BP’s money? A better President wouldn’t spend money on the disaster? Okay.

Steve Kelley, AKA ‘dorky’.

H00t!

Those losers are into chicks. Remarkable likenesses.

Women. And last, as usual, Wayne Stayskal. Posted without comment this time to allow to you wallow undisturbed in his craft. You have never been as bad at your job as Wayne is at his:

Always like to begin with Eric Allie . . .

Hoot!

Cheney attacks Obama again and again, Obama never responds.

Remember that woman? Who drowned? That was funny.

Lisa Benson’s a class act, too.

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Here we go again:

CHANGE! Eric Allie, a regular. And running with the meme that Obama threatened to close Offutt Air Force Base unless Ben Nelson supported the healthcare bill. Does anyone know why he made the threat a file? Paper doesn’t bleed, Eric. Coulda just put a horse’s head in the bed and marked it ‘Offutt AFB’.

Oh, the subtlety. Ahmadinejad mocks Obama, then assaults him, and then Allie puts words in Obama’s mouth to make him look foolish, and then inserts an editorial comment to blast the same words that Allie made up. What, Eric, too chickenshit to hang him from a tree?

Everybody knows the economy’s awesome. And Steve Kelley’s about as witty as it gets. Watch:

Hoo!

Stop!

You’re killing me! Conservatives find Tiger hilarious.

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It is a puzzle, these people and their sense of humor. I can’t tell you how often these ‘cartoons’ leave me absolutely bewildered. Obviously, it somehow makes sense to them, and that’s even more puzzling.

Once again, part of a semi-regular installment, it’s ‘Conservatives and Comedy Autism‘…

Eric Allie is a regular. And he can’t even spell. Pelosi is an image ‘consutant’, and she’s working with Hitler because I have no idea. Couple years back, some liberal jerk should have made this exact same cartoon, but with Tom DeLay instead of Pelosi. It would have been just as random and hilarious.

Larry Wright is so obviously funny…

…and he gets funnier all the time.

Now there is a burning issue. Gary Varvel.

This guy, Wayne Stayskal, might be the biggest mystery of all…

…how the hell did this guy end up as a cartoonist?

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Today’s victim, ‘cartoonist’ Gary McCoy.

McCoy only had to inflate the number a million times to make it worthy of ridicule. Either that, or he’s a total moron. And using fly-ridden African kids with their bellies distended is really funny.

Yup, this exchange really needed to be drawn. Gary drives it home with his animation.

I get it–Hilton is gay. Awesome.

‘Referenced himself’? This is how Russians talk? Sounds more like a dumb American. Russia, incidentally, is a ‘semi-presidential republic’, not a socialist country. And this is the Ruble:

Awesome.

Boogies on.

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