I LOVE YOU DADDY.

MAYBE HE SHOULD BE CALLED MOOKIE-POOKIE. *squeal*

YAY!

The latest trends in tiny pets…

Monkeys? Eww.

..h/t Booster Shots..

Thank you, Tintin and Thers. Was kicking around Blogistan when I came across the internecine blog strife. Between Sadly, No! and Whiskey Fire, a video war has erupted as to whose clip sucksest. And I am afraid Tintin at Sadly, No! has won:

Siren song? Mating call? The haunting trill of the Great Endangered Lunar Badger? Don’t answer–we don’t need any more of them around.

Vitas apparently makes his own clothes. More or much less.

Well, if they were all watching, maybe she got nervous. Oh wait–it’s Twitter.

Mom Shellie Ross’ Tweet About Son’s Death Sparks Debate Over Use of Twitter During Tragedy
Mommy Bloggers Defend Ross’ Tweet, Saying Online Community Is a Support System

Amid tweets about the weather and her pets, mommy blogger Shellie Ross shocked many of her 5,000 followers with a message on Twitter they weren’t expecting to read.

“Fog is rolling in thick scared the birds back in the coop,” Ross tweeted at 5:22 p.m. on Monday.

At 5:23 p.m., her son called 911 to report that his brother, 2-year-old Bryson, was floating unconscious in the pool. Records show that the Brevard County Fire-Rescue paramedics arrived at Ross’ Mirrett Island, Fla., home at 5:38 p.m.

And 34 minutes later, at 6:12 p.m., Ross tweeted again. “Please pray like never before, my 2 yr old fell in the pool.”

Nearly five hours later, after her son had been pronounced dead, Ross tweeted again.

“Remembering my million dollar baby,” she wrote. Ross included a photo of Bryson in the post, time-stamped at 11:08 p.m. A few minutes later, she posted another photo of her son . . .

…when somebody posts a clip that shows that damned handball over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…well, it’s about 80 times in a row…maybe there’s some anger?

The YouTube page:

THE FRENCH HAVE LET THE NEGRO PEOPLE IMMIGRATE BECAUSE THEY ARE HOPING THAT IF THE GERMANS INVADE AGAIN THAT THEY AT LEAST WILL HAVE SOMEONE WHO WILL STAND UP AND FIGHT !!!!!!! filthy frogs

yeah, some anger there

..h/t my buddy Paul..

You can’t imagine what these drunken plumbers talented technicians will do with a blacklight, a vinegar/mayonnaise poultice and a battle axe.

Former COO of Alcor Life Extension Foundation, Larry Johnson, is publishing a tell-all book claiming that the biggest, most famous cryogenic body and brain preservation institution doesn’t treat its suspended ‘clients’ very well. And Ted Williams’ head is their most unfortunate, legendary client.

In ‘Frozen’, Johnson paints a picture of the supposed future-delivering techno-wizards at Alcor acting more like work-a-day warehousers.

In 2003, The News reported that Buzz Hamon, the ballplayer’s close friend and former director of the Ted Williams Museum in Hernando, Fla., sneaked into Alcor with the help of a mortician friend.

Hamon said he was “appalled” by the conditions there, where Williams’ body and more than 50 others were stored in steel tanks alongside cardboard boxes and junk. Hamon died in 2004, reportedly committing suicide.

That’s bad enough, but it gets worse:

Johnson writes that holes were drilled in Williams’ severed head for the insertion of microphones, then frozen in liquid nitrogen while Alcor employees recorded the sounds of Williams’ brain cracking 16 times as temperatures dropped to -321 degrees Fahrenheit.

Johnson writes that the head was balanced on an empty can of Bumble Bee tuna to keep it from sticking to the bottom of its case.

Johnson describes watching as another Alcor employee removed Williams’ head from the freezer with a stick, and tried to dislodge the tuna can by swinging at it with a monkey wrench.

The technician, no .406 hitter like the baseball legend, missed the can with several swings of the wrench and smacked Williams’ head directly, spraying “tiny pieces of frozen head” around the room.

The Splendid Splinters! Yikes. And just what will Ted say when they re-vivify him in, say, 2051? ‘Thanks for giving me a second life, Alcor. Gee, you’re the best’? ….oooOOOOOHH NOOOOoo….

If you buy that, my friend, you do not remember ‘The Kid’ Ted Williams.

“HEY!! The fuck didja do to my HEAD, MOTHERFUCKERS?!”

Yep, that’s how it’ll go. And then, after that–look out–Teddy will start to get mad.

Some sort of refund will be forthcoming, and that would be appropriate. I doubt there’s a ‘tattoo your sacred remains with a fucking monkey wrench‘ clause in the standard Alcor suspension services contract. And, even if there is, I doubt its got a ‘Bumble Bee tuna can was stuck on your melon‘ trigger. Hey, Alcor, you might wanna think twice before hooking up ‘The Thumper’ to your futureville re-animating trans-mogrifier.

Hasn’t been a lot of fun for Larry, either, he says. He claims his allegations about Alcor have been taken seriously enough that he’s feared for his life:

The chief operating officer of Alcor for eight months before becoming a whistleblower in 2003, Johnson wrote his book while in hiding, fearful for his life.

He told the Daily News then he had received death threats and was moving from safehouse to safehouse. Johnson plans to come out of the shadows Tuesday, with his book and an appearance on ABC’s “Nightline.”

..h/t C&L…

The lurid allegations are piling up, but the Senator still won’t say a thing. That’s a bad sign, as if there’s nothing to refute. If that’s the case, he could end up being one of the most reviled political figures in modern history.

And why not? Let’s see…

Ex-aide says Edwards fathered mistress’ child
(AP) – 10 hours ago

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. — A man who once claimed to have fathered the child of John Edwards’ mistress says in a book proposal the former presidential candidate is the real father and that he and Edwards worked with his campaign finance chairman to hide that secret, according to a newspaper report published online Saturday.

Lying and deception, for beginners. And then he told Rielle Hunter that, after his wife’s cancer had killed her, he’d marry Hunter?

The New York Times said the book proposal by former Edwards aide Andrew Young states he helped facilitate the affair between Edwards and Rielle Hunter. According to the newspaper, Young wrote that Edwards once told Hunter they would wed after Edwards’ wife, who has cancer, died.

Edwards told Hunter that the ceremony would be held on a rooftop in New York and the Dave Matthews Bands would make an appearance, the newspaper said, citing its examination of the book proposal

Ah, DMB, sure. Great. And then political shenanigans, payoffs?

Edwards has said the affair with Hunter ended in 2006. That year, Edwards’ political action committee paid Hunter’s video production firm $100,000 for work. Then the committee paid another $14,086 on April 1, 2007. The Edwards camp has said the latter payment from the PAC was exchanged for 100 hours of unused videotape Hunter shot.

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And when was the last time TMZ got it wrong? Now all you tools who’ve been telling me the famous child molester ‘..really loved women, he was totally married two times!‘ can just STFU. He never so much as touched Debbie Rowe.

I wondered why the kids were so completely white-skinned, now I guess I know why. Maybe that’s also why he always had them running around in masks, didn’t want to have to answer any of the obvious questions about the way they looked.

So the guy developed a condition that rendered his skin blotchy, and instead of choosing brown makeup to cover it up, he choose porcelain white. And he didn’t like his normal, perfectly good African-American nose, and instead chose a white sorority girl’s to model. And then he chose white sperm and egg donors, and a white surrogate mother to start a family. Nothing troubling there at all, just a normal guy.

So what are the odds the kids have no idea they’re not remotely related to the King of Pop? As weird and as secretive as Michael was, that’s pretty much a lock, and now they get to find that out in the next couple of weeks, terrific. What are the odds the Jackson clan didn’t know? Pretty high, I’m betting–they all didn’t even seem to like each other, or spend any time together. You can practically hear Jackson thinking: ‘If I tell them, then one way or another they will end up telling the kids–I have to protect them from that.’ Michael probably just wanted to keep the whole thing his special secret. God knows what he was telling the kids as far as why Mommy didn’t want to see them, or why they didn’t really look like Dad, or any of the aunts, uncles or grandparents.

And what does this mean, if anything, to the Jackson menagerie and their fight for the now ultra-super-rich kids? Debbie Rowe may have been legally married to Jackson, but it was a sham, a marriage arranged to cover the surrogacy and race issues surrounding the kids’ births.

And none of the original Jackson clan are related in any way to the children, they just as well could be you, or me. Michael the freak, even in death, continues to entertain…

Jackson/Rowe Not the Biological Parents

We’ve learned Michael Jackson was not the biological father of any of his children. And Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother of the two kids she bore for Michael. All three children were conceived in vitro — outside the womb.

We know there are documents outlining the whole arrangement for the birth of all three kids. Nonetheless, it’s still an open issue with the courts.
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More entertainment:
–Don’t bother to mourn the child molester.
–If he wasn’t a child molester, good luck with these questions.
–Amazing similarities between Elvis and Jackson’s decline and death.
–Top 5 enchanting Jackson-related stories.

If the polling is accurate, then what’s been going on in South Africa is a real nightmare.

It appears that rape is a widely accepted, if not venerated, practice among men in South Africa. Rape is widespread and initially practiced by teens: 75% of rapists admitted doing it for the first time by age 20.

Even 10% of men admitted to being raped.

Quarter of Men in South Africa Admit Rape, Survey Finds
Device guaranteeing anonymity provides frank answers in poll revealing many have raped more than one victim

One in four men in South Africa have admitted to rape and many confess to attacking more than one victim, according to a study that exposes the country’s endemic culture of sexual violence.

A report published by the trade union Solidarity earlier this month said that one child is raped in South Africa every three minutes, with 88% of rapes going unreported. It found that levels of child abuse in South Africa are increasing rapidly.

© Guardian News & Media 2008
Published: 6/17/2009

The panel was about the future of filmmaking, but that didn’t mean anyone had to like what they saw. “I’m a guy who doesn’t see anything good having come from the Internet,” said Sony Pictures Entertainment chief executive officer Michael Lynton. “Period.”

Aw, c’mon..