In no particular order, the little stories of 2008 that said a lot.
You look good–new suit?
Billion-dollar bailout-seeking automakers ditch the private jets, return in ‘marketable’ autos.
There are a pile of ‘real’ stories here, but the one to me that trumps them all is this one: congressmen with the authority to hand out hundreds of billions of dollars were sending these people away just to watch them return with a little more humility. But–why were politicians talking to the top executives of any of these catastrophic business failures at all?
The Detroit fools that showed up to beg for taxpayer money in lavish private jets are only the most obvious media donkeys. Virtually every large financial investment institution and bank has failed spectacularly in this ‘crisis.’ As of two months ago, here were the top bailout recipients:
AIG $40 billion, JP Morgan $25 billion, Citigroup $25 billion, Wells Fargo $25 billion, Bank of America $15 billion, Merrill Lynch $10 billion Goldman Sachs $10 billion, Morgan Stanley $10 billion…
…and lord knows what they’ve received by now is impossible to figure out. But have we really come to understand the nature of this ‘crisis’? This isn’t the aftermath of the terrorist attacks of 2001, nor that of Pearl Harbor and the entry into WWII. This isn’t what Indonesia had to deal with after the tsunami of 2004. And we aren’t some boom-or-bust third world country desperately dependent upon the market price of tin. This is the largest economy in the world, a fully diversified, complicated, bustling thing for sure. But it tanked? Somehow the whole monstrous thing crapped out? Because…why?
Universal mismanagement. How infuriating is that? That’s what greed and stupidity are, reckless mismanagement. But for the life of me, I can’t find a single bailout-benefiting CEO that’s been sacked (not that it hasn’t happened, but I just can’t find one). Who in the world, with the ability or responsibility to save these economy making-or-breaking entities wouldn’t demand that the reckless fools who destroyed the megaliths be fired? And fired before they’d even be considered for a bailout with amounts of taxpayer money nearly unimaginable?
That’s political recklessness on the same scale as the economic recklessness that wrought this mess. Don’t kid yourself, or buy into the idea that these arrogant business ‘legends’ are any wiser or chastened, they won’t be. Real change at the top never spontaneously shows up, it’s just not the way of the world.
Doubt me? Try to rate this for stupidity: this is General Motors’ donkey Bob Lutz talking to Fox while his bailout was being considered and then rejected…
The President bailed out GM. Bob Lutz still has his job. How about you?

