So true! They suckered us all!

Probably crawling out of their coffins as we speak! The scamps.

As usual, Conservatives’ singing and lyrics are killer. I’M FUNNY TOO.

It’s ABOUT TIME. I was tired of coming across the posts that talked about all the great hip-hop that attended the Tea Party events. I stupidly kept looking, kept clicking stale links, kept seeing laughable crap. Will Ferrell could have done a passable imitation of the anti-government gangstas.

Still the talk went on: oh, the multi-colored patriotic peoples and their ‘raps’, the rebel shizzle stoking the Tea Party patriots.

Well, I finally found it: meet ‘Jon David.’ Actual name Jonathan Kahn, and he apparently is the Tea Party shit:

Friday, May 21, 2010

High Tea in the Wilderness
by Suzanne Fields

The pundits, wonks and wannabes are busy debating what this week’s primary elections mean . .

Suzanne Fields

Punditry and wonkery are great fun, and occasionally get things right, but a man named Jonathan Kahn actually represents something new for conservatives to sing about. He’s on his way to becoming an authentic hip-pop culture hero.

When he made the front page of The Wall Street Journal, it looked like the journal of high finance had been smoking something from the ’60s . . But you quickly learn that he’s not a throwback, but a leap forward. His lyrics to “American Heart’” appeal to patriotic derring-do:

“Go on, raise the flag
I got staaaarrrs in my eyes.”

It’s tea party time from Searchlight, Nev., to Music Row in Nashville.

So I plugged in the name and lyrics and — lo and behold — pulled a clip. Biotches, this is how an “authentic hip hop cultural hero” operates:

The kids and their pre-recorded tracks.

Self explanatory, as rated by me. I don’t hate this fool, I’ve been laughing for two straight hours.

Number 8. Where’s the common sense?

Number 7. Volatile homeland lectern perfesser. What?

Number 6. My old school teleprompter:

Number 5. Subarus, hope and change:

Number 4. (you’re fired):

Number 3: Thank you for standing up hyyeeaauugghhh . .

Number 2. Smart people only need one word:

. . and the Number 1 video excerpt: CRRAAP.

Thank you, Fractional Governor Moosemeat. I offer a whacko pro-lifer like you no higher praise than this: you kill me . .

fan clip:

This is in Sirjan, in the province of Kerman.

Been waiting for this clip to finally show up, but–warning–it ain’t pretty. People are getting shot. Obviously, the Conservative regime feels threatened and is executing more citizens, in this case for merely robbery(!), to assert its authority. Here’s to the demise of Fascists everywhere:

Iranian crowd stops execution and frees convicts
Page last updated at 14:45 GMT, Tuesday, 22 December 2009

A crowd of people have helped two convicts escape a public execution in Iran, officials there say.

Human rights groups accuse Iran of making excessive use of the death penalty but Tehran insists it is an effective deterrent that is used only after a lengthy judicial process.

HEAVENS!

The morally bankrupt, leftist propaganda machine is urging young people to withhold the nooky for Obama. Is it any wonder the youth of America are vanquished?

Wait–they shouldn’t withhold sex? I figured this would be the sort of thing you sex-haters would cheer.

I am serious. This is the left’s legacy – the low state of the world imposed upon moral men by zombies. We gave away that which we hold most dear, our children. I can’t believe I share a country with these low lives…

That’s ‘your-dear-children-having-no-sex-with-jerks-like-you-what-a-bunch-of-low-life-zombies’, to you, mister.

So good, it’s almost not funny.