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February 18, 2010
January 8, 2010
A British woman visiting Dubai who got raped by a hotel waiter gets arrested for having sex . . . with her fiance?
Yes, it’s true. I checked several sources, this is absolutely real:
British woman arrested in Dubai after reporting rape
A British woman who made a rape complaint in Dubai has been arrested for having illegal sex with her fiance, according to reports. The woman, a 23-year-old from London, said she was raped by a waiter in a luxury hotel after celebrating her engagement to her 44-year-old boyfriend, also from London . . .
The woman was allegedly inebriated after celebrating her engagement on a three-day new year break to the city, where her boyfriend proposed, and lost consciousness in the women’s toilets of the Address hotel where the couple were staying, according to the Sun.
The waiter is said to have followed her into the toilets and raped her while she was in a semi-conscious state. Her fiance, unaware of the attack, took her to her room.
The next day, after realising what had happened, the couple went to the Jebel Ali police station to report the crime.
Police began to question the couple about breaking the emirate’s strict decency laws. Usual rape procedures were ignored and the woman was given a full medical check and a morning-after pill only after the intervention of British embassy staff, the paper reported.
Her attacker is believed to have denied rape, saying the woman, a British Muslim of Pakistani descent, consented, but he has also been charged with “illegal sex”.
It is understood the couple have been bailed but are still in Dubai. They could face up to six years if found guilty of having sex outside marriage.
I wonder if the two Britons knew that rape in the U.A.E. is punishable by death. Doesn’t change the crime any, but makes you wonder if they’d still have gone to the police. Or if it’s even practical to do so.
The use of capital punishment by ultra-conservative institutions can certainly be a double-edged sword. In cases like this, it may only prevent the prosecution of heinous crimes.
In countries like this one, it may be a cultural pillar that, though men are completely dominant over the women around them, they are expected to always restrain themselves. I imagine this creates a great deal of anger and sexual frustration–being taught that they’re perfectly capable of taking anything they want, but trying it could get them hanged.
The local (male) authorities may then reflexively prefer to see this as a case of a drunken westerner, a sexually experienced outsider, doing what she normally does: carrying on without morals.
I’d bet it would be a completely different story if it had been a 15 year-old citizen, and the waiter probably knew that. To us, it’s the same brutal crime. To the authorities, what’s their alternative? Executing a young, local kid for having sex with a drunken, dirty girl from England?
Off to take a shower . . .yuck . . .
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December 29, 2009
October 5, 2009
Andrew Sullivan gets off and the worst blog post evah
Love Makes You Creative, Sex Not So Much
“Scientific American:
In sum, the authors suggest that, because love activates a long-term perspective that elicits global processing, it should also promote creativity and impede analytic thinking. In contrast, inasmuch as sex activates a short-term perspective that elicits local processing, it should also promote analytic thinking and impede creative thinking.
I know this is tangential to this broader argument, but if fucking has made me more analytic, it seems to me to be defeating one of its core purposes.
I have had sex out of love and it’s an amazing, wonderful, transformative thing. At its height, it is the most overwhelming thing I have ever experienced. I have also had sex in my life largely as a way to escape this fucking brain in my head, that won’t stop constantly analyzing and thinking. I have had sex for these reasons as well – so I can gain a few blissful moments when I do not think at all. The relief of this is indescribable and, for me at least, an element of mental and psychological health.
I recall one marathon twelve-hour session of passion many years ago now. It was only afterwards that I realized I had barely had a single trace of an analytic thought for the longest period I could then remember. I was never happier. As I finally collapsed into my lover’s arms with the final orgasm that drained every last drop of desire or need from my body and soul, I understood for the first time why the French call coming “le petit mort”. It can be the emptying of self entirely. Which is why sex is so close at times to the presence of the divine, and reflects and incarnates God in ways few other things can so easily. We are more animal and more divine in sex than in any other activity.
The ordeal of consciousness is at times oppressive. To leave that consciousness and yet stay so vividly alive is one of sex’s great wonders. Love is deeper than that; friendship is deeper still. But I know nothing that God has given us – save psilocybin – that gives us this divine, if fleeting, parole from a vale of tears.”
September 22, 2009
Gore and sugarplums wingnut: Do abortions in public so ‘…we might hear angels singing as we ponder the glory of conception.’
So…if we perform heart transplants in the public square, will we hear the angels sing of the evils of atherosclerosis? Or the glory of Lipitor? Or, perhaps the joy of retaining an original-parts scalpel-wise-chaste heart in your horny chest? Confusing. I’m a little unclear on the ‘public gory-gut-spewing and surgical-blood-letting inspiring-the-blessed-angels-to-sing’ miraculous phenomenon.
I have a feeling the strange Lila Rose, here, would surprise us all and not then lobby for the sorts of public executions Fox would probably jizz over. That would be uncivil, I imagine, revenge being a deeply personal matter between you and the condemned.
…everybody now, watch, and sing a conception song: “HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SII-IINGGG….
…GLORY TOOO..THE NEWBORN KINNGGGG……”
…can we lighten the baritones?…k thx….
June 2, 2009
I need a new dictionary: Pennsylvania Republican arrested for a whole buncha bizarre fuckstuff I have never heard of
No thanks to Down With Tyranny, I have ’scritches’ in my head.
Orie aide accused of soliciting teen for ‘furry’ sex
HARRISBURG — An aide to a McCandless state senator known for her tough stance on sex crimes was arrested late Thursday on accusations he propositioned a 15-year-old over the Internet.
In a series of instant messages and online chats, Alan David Berlin, 40, of Carlisle, discussed dressing up in animal costumes and engaging in various sex acts with the boy, the state attorney general’s office said yesterday.
No way. Just look at the guy.
According to the criminal complaint, Mr. Berlin proposed traveling to the boy’s home in Harrisburg, about 20 miles from Carlisle, and having sex in the backyard and in a shed on his parents’ property. He also allegedly offered to arrange a meeting in a hotel room so Mr. Berlin could take photos of the boy and another adult having sex.
Okay, I’m already green at the gills.
Investigators believe Mr. Berlin and the boy met on an Internet site for “furries,” an online community of people who adopt half-animal, half-human personas.
In one message, according to the complaint, Mr. Berlin requested pictures of the boy and wrote, “When will your folks be out?”
Other messages describe various sex acts in explicit detail and refer to “yiffing,” which is a “furry” term for having sex.
Right, puke #1 officially over and done with. Where to now?
Mr. Berlin used the screen name “alan_panda_bear” in his messages. He also used that name for an online personal ad that depicts cartoonish panda bears, one wearing a diaper.
…cuz’ you don’t want them to soil your bamboo sheets, sure. Nausea wisely returning.
“I’m a Daddyfur and Caretaker and I am looking for a babyfur to be my mate and my companion in a long-term committed relationship,” the ad says. “I am a hopeless romantic and very affectionate, freely giving hugs, scritches, cuddles and kisses.”
Pukes 2 and 3 hurled away, and #4 is in the chamber. This article would be so much easier get to through if it didn’t come with that picture of the guy’s face.
According to the ad, he wanted someone 20 to 25, who has a car and would call him Daddy.
The victim and Mr. Berlin had planned to meet Tuesday night near the boy’s house, but Mr. Berlin never showed up, said Nils Fredricksen, spokesman for Attorney General Tom Corbett.
Mr. Berlin had worked for the state Senate since 1993, most recently as a $57,000-a-year aide to Ms. Orie, who has been the force behind efforts to strengthen the state’s sexual predator laws. One proposal called for repeat offenders to wear tracking devices after they had completed their sentences.
And Now I Post Pictures of the Republican for whom Fur Stainer Worked:
#4, away!
May 30, 2009
Moody 'Young Conservatives' don suits and put out a rap track. No, it's no parody. Yes, it's wonderfully pathetic.
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May 27, 2009
January 13, 2009
on the virginity front
22-Year-Old’s Virginity Auction Hits $3.7 Million
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
A San Diego woman who is auctioning off her virginity said she has now received a bid of $3.7 million, according to a published report.
Natalie Dylan, a 22-year-old San Diego woman, said she got the idea for the auction after her sister was able to pay for her college education after prostituting herself for three weeks, according to the London Telegraph.
Dylan has a degree in women’s studies. She told the paper she hopes to pay for an advanced degree in family and marriage therapy with the proceeds from the auction.
She told the Telegraph that she doesn’t think she’s the only one who will be benefit from the auction.
“I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal,” Dylan told the paper.
Yes, you and him is will be happy. For those women economically foolish enough to have fallen in love at some point, take heart: a Chinese company has got the thing for you.
Okay I get it – in some countries virginity is a highly prized trophy for father’s to auction off as they look for husbands for their pure daughters but what happens if daddy’s little girl got all naughty one night. Well now you can fix that problem for as little as $14.00 USD instead of the typical surgery which will cost you a lot more.
Now before you think I’m pulling your leg on this let me quote the sales pitch from the Chinese company that is behind this special effects marvel
No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.
Isn’t technology grand.
Or eww.
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