That’s hillbuzz.org, jazz hands.

Someone a few thousand miles away called the main blogger there a racist and he or she responded by turning bullshit, posting the names and addresses of blameless people like the terrific Rumproast‘s Kevin K..

HillBuzz has gone spiraling apeshit ever since, pulling in big wingnut traffic and donations by calling the few graffiti a wide-ranging and variably integrated Soros-Obama-DNC conspiracy. Yes, because a HillBuzz blogger isn’t wholly cerebral sunflower Cheeze-Whiz but a steely sniper of presidential power.

Anyway, aside from blogger ‘hillbuzz’ being a stupid fungal asshole, the site’s currently as funny as you will find.

Firstly, what the hell sort of hard right-wingers love Hillary Clinton? No, not kidding, that’s the ‘Hill’ in the name. Conservatives crazy for Hillary Clinton are HillBuzz.

Secondly, nothing and no one aren’t out to get them. The paranoia runs so deep that even the most innocuous comments get the Neo/Matrix treatment. It’d be overblown if it were satire:

“HB, may I ask why you like Hillary so much, and also Sarah. I know you started supporting Sarah as a protest against the nasty Obama people against Hillary. But now you sound like a loyal fan of Sarah.
Their politics are entirely different. Hillary wants public healthcare, Sarah not. Hillary for big(ger) government, Sarah not.
What areas of the democratic ideology that you gave up or will not relinquish? Hard to imagine you turning away only becuase of the base behaviors of the liberals, unless integrity trumps ideology. You said to vote them all out. No one on dem side worth saving because of personal integrity?
Just want to understand.
Thank you for helping our camp.
Take care.”

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TROLL DISSECTION 101: How to break apart a concern troll’s posting like it’s made of astroturf and Legos

This is such a weird concern-troll comment, left on a thread tonight, that we just had to let the comment stand, instead of deleting it, to break it down for you and also ponder WHAT exactly is the intent of leaving something like this.

Here it is, in full, from a poster calling herself “Penny Long”:

[. . above . .]

This is such a great example of concern-trolling, we’re going to breakdown, line by line, what’s going on here. It’s so textbook David Axelrod, he might have even written it himself.

The post goes on for three thousand words. And when the bastard ‘Penny Long’ starts typing out insidious rhythms, hillbuzz gets it:

LINE THREE: But now you sound like a loyal fan of Sarah.

This line is strange because there’s no “now you sound” or “but” about this. We’ve always been a loyal fan of Sarah. Since before Day One, which for most of the rest of you was August 29th, 2008. See remarks above, we were on the Palin Express before the train tracks were even built.

This is CLASSIC concern-trolling, folks.

People who love music could help us with this analogy, we’re sure, but if you don’t focus on the words so much, but just get a sense of the beat in this question, there’s a certain rhythm to it, almost like a haiku.

Like this:

HB (gets your attention), two loud sounds, BOOM BOOM

May I ask you why you like Hillary so much: Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baba ba ba

and also Sarah: DA DA DADA.

Some more of the ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba beat.

Then: BOOM (But), DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DUM.

(But) BOOM

First, they were enraged that William Ayers and Angela Davis were allowed access to the White House: “…wake up america!!!!.” Then, when it turned out they’d just been quicker to the out-rage than the double-check, that the names did not correlate to the hideous criminals they’d thought–well, that was just too much. When Obama goes that far out of his way to plan to fool (successfully!) the legendary right-wing bloggers of whatever this site is called, the President simply must resign:

Breaking News: William Ayers, Angela Davis, and George Soros Among Visitors To Obama’s White House

From Rumcrook:

wake up america!!!! obama is a radical! white house guest list reveals just how radical he is!

“You are unlikely to find a sorrier rogues gallery than Obama’s guest list!

Did you ever wonder who were the folks who got all those special invites to the White House since the Obama’s turned it into party central? The White House released the list. Here are some highlights…

• Two visits by William Ayers, the Weatherman terrorist whose group bombed the Pentagon and who said he wished he had done more. Remember Obama told us all that Ayers was “just some guy in the neighborhood” back in Chicago. What a liar!
• Two visits by Angela Davis, former Communist Party candidate for Vice President and found innocent of kidnapping and murder of a judge.
• Four visits by failed Presidential hopeful John Edwards. No word on whether he shared grooming tips with Obama.

Oh-HO! GOOD one, very timely.

• Five visits by Steve Elmendorf, head of the Congressional Budget Office. Wonder if Obama was doing some arm twisting to get CBO to whitewash the Dem’s health care plans?

I can’t think of a single reason why the head of the CBO would ever need to meet with the White House. Geniuses. The list of devils goes on and on. When someone points out, in the comments, that Rumcrook might want to ‘check your facts,’ he retorts:

says you sockpuppet.

you pull your “fact” out of your ass because your trying to protect zero.

where as these facts come straight from the white house.

Ouch. Apparently, any old name is as good a fact as any other.

And to the guy who posted the mistake, Pastorius, any old mistake on his part is as good as any presidential crime. Because the outrage isn’t any more that Ayers and the like were allowed in, because they weren’t, because some of the people who visited the White House just had the same names as Conservative bogeymen, it was that the President planned the thing to embarrass wingnut bloggers, which it did.

‘We’re on to you now, Mr. President,’ they said. ‘For that, it’s time for you to resign…’

UPDATE AND BUMPED: Apparently, Allahpundit and Ace of Spades are both reporting that this story is not true.

It is not that it is not true. Instead, the fact is, Obama released 300 names out of 100,000 who have gone through the doors of the White House. Some transparency.

This is all a headfake by Barack Hussein Obama to make Conservatives look stupid. Great job, Barack, but I’m not buying your bullshit.

Let’s look at what MSNBC has to say about the information release:

…The White House warns that many names that may appear familiar — and controversial — do not in fact refer to the most famous people to carry those names. Jeremiah Wright is on the list, but it’s not the president’s former pastor. This Michael Jordan is not the basketball player. This Michael Moore is not a filmmaker. The William Ayers who took a group tour of the White House isn’t the former radical from Chicago who figured so prominently in the 2008 campaign. And the Angela Davis on the list has a different middle initial than the activist and former fugitive.

The White House could have avoided some of that sort of confusion by providing more information on the visitors, such as an employer name and the city they hail from. For example, is the Shawn Carter who attended a poetry reading the same one who goes by Jay-Z and had campaigned for Obama?

“This unprecedented level of transparency can sometimes be confusing rather than providing clear information,” a White House special counsel, Norm Eisen, wrote on the White House blog.

Well, isn’t that cute.

Fuck, Barack Hussein Obama. He is just a liar. So, the William Ayers they released is not that William Ayers.

THAT DOESN’T TELL US ANYTHING.

Barack Hussein Obama is just being a class smart-ass with this maneuver. It is such a transparent practical joke. It is childish behavior for a sitting President of the United States, supposedly the most powerful man in the world.

When, oh when, will the Democratic Party finally come to their senses and demand that this man resign from office?

We should hide your embarrassment? Really? This is how politics works?

Bill Ayers Visited The White House January 27
UPDATED WITH CORRECTION
October 30, 2009 / 4:06 pm • By Dr. Melissa Clouthier

I am Melissa Clouthier

Yes. He. Did:

No. He. Didn’t.

I wish I were making this up.

Moron.

UPDATED:

Moron.

So, upon further inspection, it looks like it was a different William Ayers.

Update: Turns out there’s more than one William Ayers in the third biggest country in the world.

But a guy named George Soros was there eight times and I don’t know too many of those.

BWAH-HA–you gotta be kidding me

And an Andy Stern was there 22 times.

BWAH-HA-HA

Granted, that’s a common name, too.

BWAH-HA-HA-HA

John Boehner was there once. David Petreaus is notably absent.

Hoo!