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March 14, 2010

Barack Obama at 20: Pakistani Farsi Fluent Moscow Schooling Taliban Gun Running Masterspy

March 14, 2010

Barack Obama, former CIA agent
By Deanna Spingola

I recently had the pleasure of talking with Dr. James David Manning who has been ministering to the people of Harlem since 1981 . .

"Deanna Spingola has been a quilt designer and is the author of two books."

Actual bio quote: 'Deanna Spingola has been a quilt designer and is the author of two books.'

Dr. Manning heads the Columbia Obama Treason Trial which is scheduled for May 14-19, 2010 at the ATLAH building at 38 West 123rd Street in ATLAH, New York, 10027 . .

The CIA needed Muslims or others who were fluent in Farsi and who could easily blend into the Muslim environment in the Middle East. The CIA persuaded Columbia University to extend their foreign student program to Obama, now a Columbia student, so that he might travel to Pakistan and enroll in the universities around Karachi in addition to the Patrice Lumumba School in Moscow . .

Obama, as an undercover agent, was the lead agent in the arms and money supply for the CIA-trained Taliban Army against the Soviet Army war machine. His actions were integral to the Taliban’s success in their opposition to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. Obama, it is publicly acknowledged, went to Pakistan in 1981. There is no way of knowing how often Obama traveled between Pakistan and Russia. According to Dr. Manning, Obama was an interpreter for the CIA during the war in Afghanistan. When Obama completed his CIA operations in the mid 1980s and returned to the U.S. he persuaded the State Department to maneuver his entrance into Harvard Law School . .


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February 25, 2010

January 9, 2010

It’s only January 9th, but South Carolina’s congressman Gresham Barrett might already be idiot of the year

Maybe it’s hard to write a decent bill when you can’t see past your pointy hat and fluffy white robe. Maybe that cross you were burning for Winter heat has gone out, and it’s just too cold not be a xenophobic dolt.

Whatever the reason, Gresham Barrett has uncorked a bill so god-damned dumb, it’s actually pretty funny. Here’s his press release:

WASHINGTON, DC—Today, Congressman J. Gresham Barrett (SC-03) announced that in response to recent failures in national security, he will update and reintroduce the Stop Terrorists Entry Program Act, which he originally authored back in 2003. The STEP Act of 2010 amends the Immigration and Nationality Act to bar admission of aliens from countries that have strong ties to terrorist regimes and also from the terrorist detainee facility in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

gresham barrett

He’s outraged at President Obama’s inability to protect Americans. And who could blame him, what with the hundreds of terrorist attacks and the thousands of corpses choking off our streets? Well, specifically, who could blame him after those two Muslim incidents, the ones that really stick in his craw: Nidal Hasan’s shooting up Fort Hood and Umar Farouk Adulmutallab’s trying to bomb the Northwest flight into Detroit? Somebody, please, do something…

“While President Obama may have declared an end to the War on Terror, it is clear our enemies did not get the message. Twice in the past two months, radical Islamic terrorists have attacked our nation and the Administration has failed to adapt its national security and immigration policies to counter the renewed resolve of those who seek to harm our citizens . . .

“In light of these unfortunate facts, I intend to introduce legislation that will enhance our national security through common sense changes to our current immigration laws. The STEP Act of 2010 bars the admission of aliens from countries designated as State Sponsors of Terrorism as well as Yemen to the United States . . .”

The State Department has indentified (sic) the following states as sponsors of terrorism: Cuba, Iran, Sudan and Syria. Given recent reports of increased levels of terrorist activities in Yemen, Congressman Barrett has requested that its citizens not be allowed to enter the United States.

So citizens of Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Syria and Yemen would be barred from entry or deported if they’re already here. Well, so much for The Great America rescuing people from violence and oppression. Hey you, huddled masses, yearning to breathe free–beat it. I can’t even begin to imagine how many rabid right-wing Cubans will get tossed out. And that’s only if Florida’s got a pretty well-armed and willing National Guard.

The best part of this idiot’s anti-Muslim gambit? Hasan, the American, and Mutallab, the Nigerian, wouldn’t have come within a mile of being touched by Barrett’s brilliant law.

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December 6, 2009

Now that you Conservative sleuths have exposed all our liberal conspiracies, what can I do but confess?

I take off my beret to you, Conservative Columbos. I wish I could say it was all a misunderstanding on your part, it was just your indulging a fitful imagination, you and your ‘crazy talk.’ I would have loved to pull out an old chestnut like that one, but, look, you’ve just got us beat.

It’s time that we did what we never, ever do–tell the truth. And that is this: you have us cold. Yes, we did it. We were trying to damage you. We were trying to embarrass you. We were trying to knock down your nation, the United States of America. And, in so doing, we were hiding the shocking truths about our sordid political ambitions and lives from getting out into the world where horrified Americans would recoil at our hanging around, asses stuffed with balloons of heroin, wallets spilling over with kiddie porn and all. But you found us out, and you exposed us, and you put a stop to our best-laid plans to tear this nation apart. We, after poring over the broken pieces, would be assembling Iranian centrifuges with the remains right about now.

But first, there was the “Stop The Charlie Brown Christmas Special and its Christian Wholesomeness” project. As you know, Charles Schulz’s animated transformation of The Living Bible is a ringing endorsement of the Republican Party, so we figured we’d do something about it.

And we did: we contacted the White House to coordinate an attack on its airing. The President himself decided that he’d schedule a needless speech, at some place like West Point, addressing some odd thing like the War in Afghanistan, opposite the cartoon special in order to get the networks to pre-empt it, blacking the Conservative sermon out.

Yeah, but didn’t you see through that quickly? Republican stalwart and not-at-all-ironically named Mayor of Arlington, Tennessee, Russell Wiseman, called it immediately.

“Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch ‘The Charlie Brown Christmas Special’ and our muslim president is there, what a load…..try to convince me that wasn’t done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation about it….w…hen the answer should simply be ‘yes’….”

DAMN YOU, Wiseman, you’re a pest. You Jesus protecting Sonuvabitch. We’d only begun to explore the possibility of staggering the speech’s TV broadcasts across time zones in order to block Charlie Brown nationwide, instead of only on the eastern seaboard. We thought we’d just start by annoying the Peanuts faithful in Tennessee, but Russell was too smart for that. We’ll remember this, buddy.

“…you obama people need to move to a muslim country…oh wait, that’s America….pitiful.”

charlie-brown-christmasAAAUUGH–Wiseman again, throwing darts right between our eyes. Yes, we’ve turned your America into a filthy Muslim coven, now, for the love of Saddam, stop mentioning it.

That was bad enough, but then you all figured out this one, too: we have been bastardizing Google. We’ve had our filthy Lucy-diddling fingers all over the innernets’ most famous search engine.

We just couldn’t stand the way you’ve been knocking down our pet projects, one by one, by getting our secrets out on the web. Your writers, pols, and, especially, your bloggers have been frankly too intuitive and too quick for us to handle.

So we knew we had to corrupt the Googly. We called up the proprietors, whoever the hell they are, and told them that searches for popular right-wing terms had to get jerked around from now on. And they said “Well, we are a pioneering internet company, thus, we enjoy the butt sex. Done!”

But only minutes after our “TripleX/Gomorrah/QueryBang 1.0″ program launched, the whole scheme got exposed:

“…So it took an anonymous tipster to set me off on a brewing bit of fraud going in in the Google search service: They are ham-handedly altering the suggested search terms in order to promote a coverup of ‘Climategate.’…

But Google wants us to believe nobody is searching for Climategate despite it being such a big story, but I have evidence that it’s merely a coverup for political purposes.

My evidence is in the behavior of the feature itself. Watch what happens if you type in Climatega, nearly typing in the entire word Climategate:

climatega

Well that’s odd. Nobody’s searching for climategate at all. But wait: It’s not showing me words that start with Climatega. Rather, it’s showing me words that start with Climategua. Seems like a bug, right? Like those letters got pointed to the wrong place, almost.

Let’s back it up a letter and type in Climateg…

…still no climategate. Let’s back up another letter:

climate

Well what do we have here? Climate gate scandal. [..more of this post..]

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November 10, 2009

Here comes Fox’s Lt. Col. Ralph ‘Bob’ Peters to call it terrorism: “It’s clear that the problem is Islam”

This guy is a thoroughly rancid talking head who Fox trots out to throw around nasty shit. See here and here and here and here.



It’s too early to say what the massacre at Foot Hood was–we just don’t have enough reliable information about the mass murderer, Hasan, and his thoughts and motives to say what his intentions were. But, generally, a terrorist act is a small part of a large overall plan. Terrorism usually has large political aims, and a single act doesn’t likely change anything, including even the perpetrator’s goals, if he survives.

If Hasan acted out of extreme emotional stress without any thought as to what his actions meant in a larger context, then I don’t see how you call that ‘terrorism.’ The facts that he was being deployed, was adamantly opposed to it and was increasingly distressed as the date approached probably point in the opposite direction, but we’ll see. Because of the great symbolism attached to terrorists’ acts, the dates they choose to attack are not generally random.

This, for example, is clearly terrorism.

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Pat Robertson: Islam is not a religion, adherents need to be singled out as fascists

Don’t worry, I’m sure the Muslim-bashing has only begun. This is one of the most pure-hate screeds I’ve ever heard, but then we’ve been waiting for this bigotry Hall of Famer to speak up. He doesn’t disappoint.




“…but if we don’t stop covering up what Islam is…Islam is a violent…I wouldn’t consider it a religion, but it’s not a religion, it’s a political system. It’s a violent political system bent on the overthrow of the governments of the world and the, and world domination. That is the ultimate aim. And they talk about infidels and all this, but the truth is that’s what the game is. So you are dealing with a, not a religion. You’re dealing with a political system. And I think we should treat it as such and treat its adherents as such as we would members of the Communist Party or members of some fascist group…”

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July 14, 2009

Sequel to Max Blumenthal's 'Feeling the Hate': this clip's in Tel Aviv but still plenty ugly

Following up the original video clip that got banned off the biggest sites on the planet (just exactly why, I still don’t really know), Max’s got a sequel that’s less drunken and no wiser.

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June 9, 2009

New Manchurian President gambit: Obama spoke so effectively to Muslims in Cairo cuz’ he’s actually a Muslim

That’s the round-up on this teacup of rhetorical dogpiss Gaffney throws at the President: ‘you sound so much like a Muslim, you must be one.’ An attempt of vigorous laziness.

GAFFNEY: America’s first Muslim president?

Frank J. Gaffney Jr.

COMMENTARY:

During his White House years, William Jefferson Clinton — someone Judge Sonia Sotomayor might call a “white male” — was dubbed “America’s first black president” by a black admirer. Applying the standard of identity politics and pandering to a special interest that earned Mr. Clinton that distinction, Barack Hussein Obama would have to be considered America’s first Muslim president.

Oh Lord. This already stinks to hell–let’s set this straight from the beginning. President Clinton was called that for a couple of reasons. Wiki:

In writing about the impeachment in 1998, [Toni] Morrison wrote that, since Whitewater, Bill Clinton had been mistreated because of his “blackness”:

“Years ago, in the middle of the Whitewater investigation, one heard the first murmurs: white skin notwithstanding, this is our first black President. Blacker than any actual black person who could ever be elected in our children’s lifetime. After all, Clinton displays almost every trope of blackness: single-parent household, born poor, working-class, saxophone-playing, McDonald’s-and-junk-food-loving boy from Arkansas.”

The phrase “our first Black president” was adopted as a positive by Bill Clinton supporters such as on September 29, 2001, when the Congressional Black Caucus honored the former president at its Annual Awards Dinner in Washington D.C., with the chair, Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson (D-Tex.), telling the audience that Clinton “took so many initiatives he made us think for a while we had elected the first black president.”

It was black folks that said it. It was the way they felt, that’s the origin and the essence of the nickname. I’d say they’d have a pretty good case in defending the term from their perspective, being black and all. And ‘identity politics’ is divisive and racist, so this would be the opposite, right? This would be something like ‘non-identity politics’, where the previously perceived differences between races break down so that they can’t be used for political gain.

Frank Gaffney ain’t Muslim, for sure. And he’s an ‘identity-politics’ player to the nth degree: he’s gonna try to tie the new/old phrase around Obama’s neck and hang him straight away.

This is not to say, necessarily, that Mr. Obama actually is a Muslim any more than Mr. Clinton actually is black. After his five months in office, and most especially after his just-concluded visit to Saudi Arabia and Egypt, however, a stunning conclusion seems increasingly plausible: The man now happy to have his Islamic-rooted middle name featured prominently has engaged in the most consequential bait-and-switch since Adolf Hitler duped Neville Chamberlain over Czechoslovakia at Munich…

Hitler in paragraph two–*ding*–we’re done right, we can all go now? And I thought you just said you weren’t saying ‘Obama is actually a Muslim’, so how can there be any bait-and-switch? Frank? Or Frankie? Let me take a tiny guess, you’re going to now try to ‘prove’ that he is…?

With Mr. Obama’s unbelievably ballyhooed address in Cairo Thursday to what he calls “the Muslim world” (hereafter known as “the Speech”), there is mounting evidence that the president not only identifies with Muslims, but actually may still be one himself.

Un-FREAK-ing believable. How fucking stupid do you think people are, Frankie? So you’re not saying ‘Obama is actually a Muslim’, but you are saying ‘the president not only identifies with Muslims, but actually may still be one himself.’

There are a grand total of three sentences in between the two perfectly contradictory scats of that rank, nonsensical ‘rhetoric’. Does the Washington Times carry even a single editor? An editor that can read? Read the Washington Times?

Consider the following indicators:

• Mr. Obama referred four times in his speech to “the Holy Koran.” Non-Muslims — even pandering ones — generally don’t use that Islamic formulation.

• Mr. Obama established his firsthand knowledge of Islam (albeit without mentioning his reported upbringing in the faith) with the statement, “I have known Islam on three continents before coming to the region where it was first revealed.” Again, “revealed” is a depiction Muslims use to reflect their conviction that the Koran is the word of God, as dictated to Muhammad.

• Then the president made a statement no believing Christian — certainly not one versed, as he professes to be, in the ways of Islam — would ever make. In the context of what he euphemistically called the “situation between Israelis, Palestinians and Arabs,” Mr. Obama said he looked forward to the day “. . . when Jerusalem is a secure and lasting home for Jews and Christians and Muslims, and a place for all of the children of Abraham to mingle peacefully together as in the story of Isra, when Moses, Jesus and Muhammad (peace be upon them) joined in prayer.”

This is ridiculous. This is the most Muslim-people savvy President in the history of the country, and thank Allah for that. Because he grew up in Indonesia, the 5th largest country and the largest Muslim country on the planet, he is aware of their ways, traditions, beliefs and language.

In a much anticipated speech at Cairo University, in an effort to build a ‘new beginning’, Obama would be a fool not to use his experience and knowledge to his and America’s advantage. It just proves how smart the President is.

Gaffney, on the other hand, would surely prefer to have W. challenge the angry and distrusting Muslim world to ‘bring it on’. From the safety of the White House, of course. Brilliant.

In the final analysis, it may be beside the point whether Mr. Obama actually is a Muslim. In the Speech and elsewhere, he has aligned himself with adherents to what authoritative Islam calls Shariah — notably, the dangerous global movement known as the Muslim Brotherhood — to a degree that makes Mr. Clinton’s fabled affinity for blacks pale by comparison.

*BONG* Now THERE’S some ‘identity politics’: Obama loves foreign Muslims better than the ‘First Black President’ likes American blacks. Thank you Frank J. Gaffney, Junior Douchefellow at the Dogwhistle Institute for American Harmony.


ADD: I thought I remembered this Gaffney from somewhere. This is what he does–he divines the secret intentions of the sneaky Muslim President…

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May 7, 2009

Twitching red meat for Michael Savage despisers: Townhall's Matt Towery tries to defend him. FAIL.

Towery goes out of his way to try to paint Savage as a sharp-tongued radio provocateur, but he’s just your regular old hate-monger.

Britain’s Ban on an American Talk Show Host is An Outrage

It’s been decades since I was a student at England’s Cambridge University. Since I graduated in 1984, I have returned only a few times to this wonderful country, which I love so dearly and whose people so warmly embraced me.

So I admit to shock over British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith’s publication of 16 names of persons now banned from the United Kingdom for allegedly fostering extremism or hatred…

So militants who advocate or glorify terrorism are now somehow the equivalent of one of the most listened-to talk radio hosts [Savage] in America?…

Most likely media disdains him partly because he is both well educated — he holds Master’s degrees and a Ph.D. from Berkley [sic]– and because his on-air personality is often gruff and cantankerous. Savage is prone to take on controversial social and political issues, often pushing things to the edge of opinion.

I went to Berkeley (*cough*) too, and I remember running into guys like Savage there. He is not intelligent in the least, he’s an absolute moron.

Savage on Autism: “[a] fraud, a racket. … I’ll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it’s a brat who hasn’t been told to cut the act out. That’s what autism is. What do you mean they scream and they’re silent? They don’t have a father around to tell them, ‘Don’t act like a moron. You’ll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz. Straighten up. Act like a man. Don’t sit there crying and screaming, idiot.’ “

There is no controversy about the existence of Autism. This is an incendiary, idiotic rant. It’s also guaranteed to hurt the already-hurting parents of autistic kids.

While some may find Savage’s opinions offensive — for example, he often acidly comments on what he refers to as his hometown of San Francisco’s obsession with gay and lesbian issues — he to my knowledge has never urged listeners to incite riots, harm other humans, commit terrorism or advocate other acts of hatred. Indeed, more often than not he bemoans the ineffectiveness of both Republicans and Democrats. He often drifts from political and social issues altogether to discuss everything from the food he ate the night before to some funny story from his childhood.

That was very slippery of you, saying he hasn’t urged his listeners to do those awful things. See, he’s not so bad, he’s not really fomenting violence, right? Savage merely urges reality that it should happen. That’s so much better, Matt.

Back in 2004, Abu Ghraib prison was one of his anti-Arab/Muslim hate-jump points. Savage:

–repeatedly called it “Grab-An-Arab.” Classic ethnic hate-mongering.

–said “Nick Berg, an American, not military, over there building transmission towers, was captured by the Untermenschen the sub-humans, who wrap themselves in a religion. He is seen saying his mother’s name, his father’s name, sister’s name, his brother’s name and then the smiling Arabs cut a living human beings head off as he screams.” The ‘Untermenschen’, or ’smiling Arabs’? More of the same.

–said of Muslim women’s attire: “Don’t give me this crap that they’re doing it out of a sacred ritual or rite. It’s not required by the Quran that a woman walk around in a seventh-century drape. She’s doing it to spit in your face. She’s saying, ‘You White moron, you, I’m going to kill you if I can.’ That’s how I see it! What do you want me to do, mince words with you?”

–…and–for kickers–said of our home-grown foreigners: “Twenty-nine percent of all inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens. No, Mr. Bush, they do not all come here to work, they do not all come here to work. They come here to work the system, sell drugs, rape, and kill on contract. Don’t lie to us.” [...and I got those last two here, Matt: http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=503156]


But on what you think is your salient question–how could he possibly get thrown in with the types who “advocate or glorify terrorism”? Well, you screwed up big time, Matt. If Savage isn’t out to glorify terrorism, then what the hell is this?

–said of the Abu Ghraib prisoners: “And I think there should be no mercy shown to these sub-humans. I believe that a thousand of them should be killed tomorrow. I think a thousand of them held in the Iraqi prison should be given 24 hour — a trial and executed.”

–said “Instead of putting joysticks, I would have liked to have seen dynamite put in their orifices and they should be dropped from airplanes. How’s that? You like that one? Go call somebody that you want to report me to, see if I care. They should put dynamite in their behinds and drop them from 35,000 feet, the whole pack of scum out of that jail.”


Matt, there were about 7,000 detainees at Abu Ghraib at that time, and virtually all of them have been released back into the population. 1,000 of them alone were released in one week back in 2005. The homicidal mega-terrorists weren’t there, they were elsewhere: you’d have a difficult time finding even a single prisoner from there that was tried and executed, as Savage would have summarily done to the entire population. By dynamite sodomy and splatter-ment. But then, we both know he doesn’t care about such details of reality. Because the point of his rant was to take out his infinite rage on the people he supremely loathes, clearly wishing he could slaughter, or at least punish and permanently scar, them all.

More of his glorious wishes:
–’On his September 21, 1999 broadcast, while voicing his contempt for San Francisco’s homeless and the efforts to help them, Savage, a long time Bay Area radio personality, said that female students who come from a Marin County private school to feed and provide services to the homeless “can go in and get raped by them because they seem to like the excitement of it…”‘

–’On the March 18, 2003, broadcast of The Savage Nation Michael Savage called Elizabeth Smart, “Snow White.” Savage then went on to say that if he were writing a newspaper article about what had happened to Elizabeth Smart that the headline would be, “Snow White Gets Raped By Bum In White Robes.”‘


But then, there’s this one…”She’s saying we killed tens of thousands of innocent people? Is that what’s she’s saying? What does this idiot know? Everyone knows she’s a communist. She’s a prostitute–she should be raped.”

Provocative, you’d say. It’s free speech, you might add. But that wasn’t Savage. Those were (essentially) the comments of Warlords in the Afghan Parliament after a woman MP, Malailai Joya, accused them of routine violence.

I’d bet, Matt, that the ultra-civilized Britons would have a problem granting those exhorting rape access to their country. I’d even venture that a rank-and-file ‘Warlord’ MP would get into the UK more easily than one who called for the rapes of women who had annoyed him.

Yes, this is the glorification of violence and terrorism, and it does not have to be tolerated by any country, Britain included. Entry into any foreign country is a privilege, not a right.

It pains me to say this, but it appears that in this unfortunate instance, the true Savage Nation isn’t Dr. Savage, but the United Kingdom, for its equating of a talk-show host with killers and advocates of terrorism.

No, what’s painful to all of us is that you don’t have the courage to call it as it is. Michael Savage is just a nasty proponent of punishment and hate.

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April 15, 2009

rush limbaugh's completely, thunderously fucking insane pirate spin: obama executes black kids


I am nowhere near accurately hyping this take of his, which is not just one of the most gob-smackingly bananas ever, it must also qualify as the single most neck-breaking u-turn in pundit history. Radio fucknuts obviously hasn’t the ghost of a conscience at all.

Here, to remind you, is how he was hammering the President while the standoff was going on:

“…[p]iracy is rebounding precisely because of the American left and the European left’s lack of intestinal fortitude — gonads, if you will — to categorize these people as they really are and to pursue them on that basis.”

“…enemies of America are friends of the Democrat Party.”


…but now that the crisis is over and the kudos continue to come in for the new President’s handling of the affair, Limbaugh has come up with a radically new insight into the event, to say the least. Frankly, it’s shocking for its banshee-screaming shamelessness, for its complete departure from any previous reality normally associated with Limbaugh and his ‘kill-em-all’ populism:

RUSH: You know what we have learned about the Somali pirates, the merchant marine organizers that were wiped out at the order of Barack Obama, you know what we learned about them? They were teenagers. The Somali pirates, the merchant marine organizers who took a US merchant captain hostage for five days were inexperienced youths, the defense secretary, Roberts Gates, said yesterday, adding that the hijackers were between 17 and 19 years old. Now, just imagine the hue and cry had a Republican president ordered the shooting of black teenagers on the high seas. Greetings and welcome back, Rush Limbaugh, the Excellence in Broadcasting Network and the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies.

They were kids. The story is out, I don’t know if it’s true or not, but apparently the hijackers, these kids, the merchant marine organizers, Muslim kids, were upset, they wanted to just give the captain back and head home because they were running out of food, they were running out of fuel, they were surrounded by all these US Navy ships, big ships, and they just wanted out of there. That’s the story, but then when one of them put a gun to the back of the captain, Mr. Phillips, then bam, bam, bam. There you have it, and three teenagers shot on the high seas at the order of President Obama.


I’m not even sure how to begin taking that apart, it’s so fucking astronomically nuts.

I’ll just say this: look at how he refers to the hijackers now, above. He calls them more frequently ‘merchant marine organizers’ than ‘pirates’. And then, also, these: ‘teenagers, inexperienced youths, black teenagers, these kids, Muslim kids, three teenagers.’

Well, there it is. Don’t ever let anybody tell you this guy is remotely an honest man. He’s just a political hitman, period, no discussion.
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Comments: “You are so blatantly ignorant you can’t even see what point Rush is making here. He is making a typical statement a CNN reporter would, had a republican president called this into action. You liberals are all the same. Only see and hear what you want to.”

First: I stopped pretending long ago that Limbaugh does functional satire because the audience, people like you, fall for the outrageous first face as if it were the truth every single time. Rush, at the center of the imbecility, knows this perfectly well, so he uses the device as a way to play both sides while taking responsibility for only one.

Second: The insanely hyper-liberal African-American constituency has done nothing but quietly applaud the action. That would make you and Rush the idiots who are confused about the real world around you. Just because you think it happened before doesn’t make it relevant today–pull your head out of your pucker, blind boy.

More Rush:
They’ve hijacked an additional one now for a total of four today. And, of course, we predicted this yesterday. While bestowing upon Obama all the brilliance and credit he deserved for a brilliant operation, we were very much concerned here that this kind of action against three young teenagers, black Muslim teenagers on the high seas could anger the pirates, merchant marine organizers even more and heighten and increase hijack activity. The left itself warned us of this in Iraq, they said all we’re doing is creating more terrorists. So apparently we’ve created more hijackings on the high seas, in the Gulf of Aden by teenaged black Muslims, the merchant marine organizers.

Even more: KONDRACKE: I think Obama did the right thing. I was in church with him on — same church as — on — on Sunday, and he looked like very preoccupied and now it’s — it’s — it’s apparent why because he was thinking what was going on in the — in the — off Somalia.

RUSH: I was in church with him on Sunday, he looked very preoccupied. He may have looked preoccupied in church on Sunday. Now we know why. He was worried about the order he had given to wipe out three teenagers on the high seas, black Muslim teenagers. I think the way he looked in church, Mort, probably confused that nobody was screaming about how evil America is. That’s what he’s used to hearing in church, and he obviously didn’t hear that.


Where’s the satire, or parody? Or the point? ‘It’s unbelievable that liberals aren’t angry with him?’ ‘You’re an idiot for reading compassion in the face of that heartless son of a bitch, Kondracke.’ ‘Sure, Mort, he was upset because he’s a liberal wuss–so what?’ ‘Amazing how liberals are allowed to kill people, but we can’t.’ Choose amongst the disorganized ‘pick your outrage’ mess that Limbaugh always creates–what’s the point?
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Last (poor nag): About playing both sides, this is how he does it: “If only President Obama had known that the three Somali community organizers were actually young black Muslim teenagers, I’m sure he wouldn’t have given the order to shoot. That’s the correct way to look at it. If only Obama had known.” So no matter what side of the false ‘argument’ a caller takes (either the President’s a hypocrite, or his supporters are hypocrites: ‘when did Hussein Obama stop caring about the poor black Muslims?’ or ‘they ripped Bush for doing exactly the same heroic thing’), Limbaugh can just agree. This tactic is exactly why he never takes calls from the left; you point it out, it falls apart.

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