Self explanatory, as rated by me. I don’t hate this fool, I’ve been laughing for two straight hours.

Number 8. Where’s the common sense?

Number 7. Volatile homeland lectern perfesser. What?

Number 6. My old school teleprompter:

Number 5. Subarus, hope and change:

Number 4. (you’re fired):

Number 3: Thank you for standing up hyyeeaauugghhh . .

Number 2. Smart people only need one word:

. . and the Number 1 video excerpt: CRRAAP.

Thank you, Fractional Governor Moosemeat. I offer a whacko pro-lifer like you no higher praise than this: you kill me . .

BILL O’REILLY: Let me be very bold and fresh again. Do you believe that you are smart enough, incisive enough, intellectual enough, to handle the most powerful job in the world?

“I believe that I am because I have common sense, and I have, I believe, the values that are reflective of so many other American values, and I believe that what Americans are seeking is not the elitism, the, um, the ah..kinda a spineless..a spinelessness that perhaps is made up for that with some kind of elite Ivy League education and and a fat resume that’s based on anything but hard work and private sector, free enterprise principles Americans are, could be seeking something like that in positive change in their leadership, I’m not saying that that has to be me.”