What the hell is wrong with these people?

Pastor says armed militia to protect church during Quran-burning event
CNN Wire Staff | August 24, 2010 10:47 p.m. EDT

(CNN) — An armed Christian organization, Right Wing Extreme, will protect a church that is planning to host an “International Burn a Quran Day” on September 11, the church’s pastor said Tuesday.

The Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, says it is hosting the event to remember 9/11 victims and to take a stand against Islam. With promotions on its website and Facebook page, the nondenominational church invites Christians to burn the Muslim holy book.

Dove’s Facebook page, set up for the September event, has nearly 6,000 fans. The initiative has also drawn critics.

Dove World Outreach Center Pastor Terry Jones has accepted the support of Right Wing Extreme, which he said offered to come to the church with between 500 and 2,000 men on September 11. He described the organization as an armed civilian militia group . .

This is beyond the normal hysteria and bigotry. This has become some sort of nasty zeitgeist.

Strange thing that it’s all happening now — 9 years after 9/11. Now they’ve gone anti-Muslim batshit. They sure weren’t acting this badly during the Bush administrations, it’s very curious.

There has to be a reason for everybody wigging out right now. Like there’s something, I don’t know, in the air.

Some sort of black cloud hanging over people. A dark, mysterious threat. Something inking its way into the tissues of some folks’ reactionary brains.

And it gnaws at them and won’t let go. Perhaps something odd and out of place, like a stain. One that — even after months, or years — won’t go away.

Hmm. I wonder what it is . . .

And so the In Some Proximity to Ground Zero Community Center and Swimming Pool protests continue, and I know what you’re thinking. Yeh, c’mon, I have no clue what you’re thinking, but just play along.

You’re thinking, ‘What does Jonah Goldberg think about all this?’ And this is where the rest of us say ‘GOOD ONE,’ and we tousle your hair a bit and buy you a couple of beers. Oh, you.

Islamophobia? Not really
The supposed anti-Muslim backlash among Americans is mostly a myth.
ByJonah Goldberg | August 24, 2010

I’m shocked — shocked! — that Jonah didn’t read the previous Tn’W entry where I posted a video of protesters closing in on a man who looked an awful lot like a Muslim.

Aside: What was that New York carpenter thinking? Looking like a Muslim? Just think if he’d actually been a Muslim, he could have caused an unsightly scene.

Nor did Jonah read Newt Gingrich’s comments equating American Muslims to thoughtless WWII Nazis and Japanese soldiers. The backlash ain’t no myth.

Nonetheless, there Jonah goes . .

Here’s a thought: The 70% of Americans who oppose what amounts to an Islamic Niketown two blocks from ground zero are the real victims of a climate of hate, and anti-Muslim backlash is mostly a myth . .

Hoo BOY. Two wholly crazy ideas piled on top of each other. It’s the ‘Americans who oppose’ the community center who ‘are the real victims of a cliimate of hate.’

When the New York bigots are called ‘bigots,’ it’s a sad day in America. Pity those islander rank and file with an honest, hate-felt opinion. Pity a startled but soldiering truth-teller, for America, Dick Morris:

Every once in a while, I come across a post that’s basically gibberish. Like squirrels skracking furiously in trees as they chase each other around, lonely dogs whining in kennel pens, starved for food and companionship. Or the industrial grind of giant garbage trucks crushing refuse in back alleys, trebled by the random work-chat of helpers. That sort of thing.

This post isn’t nearly that intelligible. This is more like the harrowing interference you get when you simultaneously press the buttons on two walkie talkies and bring them together: eehhHRRAAIIYYYOOOOUUUP.

AAUGH. Rick Moran (ha) of Right Wing Nuthouse and Pajamas Media can’t seem to make any sense out of what he’s so convinced of. He’s thinking ‘victimization’ is bad for men and bad for America. Okay. But after that, the thinking rushes to crude imbecility, taking the post with it.

Forget that ‘victim’ is not some highfalutin concept. Never mind that mistakes happen, that bad things happen, that corrections are often possible and reasonable to expect. Moran says that once the disaster has occurred, and Loser America sees that you’re the victim, be a man and do the proper thing: shut the fuck up. Then, get really pissed and pound somebody’s ass.

Then: Run to Daylight. Now: Whine to Oprah
‘Pitcher Armando Galarraga is the poster boy for modern, Oprahfied American sports. But I would take the attitude of a Vince Lombardi any day over Galarraga and his touchy-feely sensibilities.’

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Moran is going to try to use the guy who pitched a perfect game but got robbed by a blown call to teach us about America. Bad idea. Here:

. . Sprinting down the line, Donald stretched out his foot to make contact with the base, only to have the ball and Galarraga beat him to it. Donald was clearly out by half a step. But 23-year veteran umpire Jim Joyce inexplicably called Donald safe at first to the chagrin of Galarraga, Cabrera, and every fan in the stadium.

I must say that Galarraga has handled the blown call extremely well.

Damn right. There have only been 20 perfect games in all of Major League Baseball history: that’s about one every 20,000 games. Baseball nuts can name every one of them off the top of their heads. The umpire’s brutally bad call robbed Galarraga of a place in history. A lesser man would’ve ripped Joyce mercilessly, would’ve screamed bloody murder at the Commissioner’s office. Galarraga, instead, got off the quote about the now historic blunder: “Nobody’s perfect.”

Which is why Moran figured Galarraga for an un-American pussy.

In fact, too well. Galarraga was seen smiling broadly, which I suppose is the reaction of a man who wants to cry but doesn’t want to break down in front of 30,000 people. I can imagine what Don Drysdale or the fearsome St. Louis Cardinals hurler Bob Gibson would have done following such an outrage. The next batter that stepped to the plate had better have been prepared to duck as the very next pitch would have been in their ear.

Now that’s what a real man does. A CONSERVATIVE man. Screw confronting the responsible party, HE summons the courage to take it out on a bystander. Very manly, in a spineless way.

Know who else is a pile of pink lady parts? The umpire. Because Priscilla saw the replay and admitted that he was wrong. Unbelievably, he apologized to the pitcher.

Joyce’s reaction to all this has been unbelievable. He is being praised from one end of the country to the other for his “honesty” in admitting his mistake. He should be fined, suspended, and prevented from working either the postseason or the All-Star Game. Not for missing the call but for undermining his and every other umpire’s credibility by actually talking to the press about it in the first place, and then not having the courage to stand by his decision made in real time on the field.

That’s right. In right-wing world, you build credibility by refusing to admit or even want to know that you could be wrong.

– “Hey Helen Keller, did you blow the call?”
– ‘Slurp a cock.’
– ” . . . there goes the best umpire in the Major Leagues.”

Admitting he screwed up, Jim Joyce, what a Euro loser. And can you sense a George W. Bush thing going on here? Hmm.

Meanwhile, Galarraga is receiving kudos for his “sportsmanship” in not holding it against the umpire. Holy smokes, fella. Act like a human being (or at least a baseball player) rather than some Oprahfied dishrag of a professional athlete. In an age where parents discourage their kids from competing, where every kid who participates gets a reward, where there is less emphasis on winning and losing, Galarraga becomes a poster boy for modern American sports.

Let’s see: Galarraga’s an unbelievably talented guy, who just pitched one of the greatest games in 130 years of baseball history, who got robbed of the official recognition, who refused to excoriate the one man who wronged him or act like a petulant child and hit the next batter in the face with a fastball. I’ll buy that poster. Extra large, please — can I get it signed, Armando? Just write ‘To my newest fan.’

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Well, that was fast. He tried mightily today to fight back against all the well-deserved negative press he’s been getting, but Rush Limbaugh’s attempt to buy a piece of the St. Louis Rams is now over.

Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh on Wednesday fired back at a House Democrat who has called on the National Football League (NFL) not to let him buy the St. Louis Rams.

On his radio show, Limbaugh said Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) was “spreading lies” when she delivered a speech on the House floor on Tuesday…

He added, “She can say what she wants. These are the people who have power over us … I don’t have any power over Sheila Jackson Lee and I don’t seek any power over Sheila Jackson Lee. She, on the other hand, is the opposite. She wants power over not just me, but of as many people she can get.”

The Missouri native said Democrats are going after him: “The United States government has people who are now totally comfortable in targeting an individual,” he said, citing Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) and now Jackson Lee.

Aww, poor guy. The hapless victim. The controversy, disdain and distrust surrounding him are completely drummed up by the government. He lost his NFL broadcasting job because of the feds. The NFL players and union head themselves are a bunch of crazy ‘czars.’

Hang in there, buddy:

Earlier, on his syndicated radio show, Limbaugh was defiant, holding on to hope that he still could be part of the ownership group that buys the Rams.

“I’m not even thinking of exiting,” Limbaugh said on his program, according to a transcript provided to ESPN. “I’m not even thinking of caving. I am not a caver. None of us are. We have been betrayed by too many who have caved. Pioneers take the arrows. We are pioneers. It’s a sad thing but our country over 200 years old now needs pioneers all over again, but we do.”

Yes, jillionaires buying billion-dollar football franchises are like our American pioneers, getting spiked by Indians’ arrows. How inspiring, how brave Rush is! Push on, undaunted one, across that wind-swept prairie of league players surprisingly hating you for the nasty things you keep saying about them…

Updated: October 14, 2009, 4:39 PM ET
Sources: Checketts to drop Limbaugh

By Adam Schefter

Rush Limbaugh is expected to be dropped from a group bidding to buy the St. Louis Rams, according to three NFL sources.

Dave Checketts, chairman of the NHL's St. Louis Blues and the point man in the Limbaugh group attempting to buy the Rams, realizes he must remove the controversial conservative radio host from his potential role as a minority member in the group in order to get approval from other NFL owners, the sources said.

Three-quarters of the league's 32 owners would have to approve any sale to Limbaugh and his group. Earlier this week, Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay predicted that Limbaugh's potential bid would be met by significant opposition. Several players have also voiced their displeasure with Limbaugh's potential ownership position, and NFL Players Association head DeMaurice Smith, who is black, urged players to speak out against Limbaugh's bid.

Ultimately, the sources said, Checketts must reconfigure his group and find another investor to make his bid more viable.

Well, that was a sort of 'pioneering'. The first time I know of football players themselves taking out an owner. Damn Redskins.

Bill Sparkman was a regular guy. Had a couple children, managed to get them grown up. Worked with the Boy Scouts, worked with kids as a substitute teacher. Also worked for the U.S. Census, probably to help make ends meet. He, unfortunately, also got cancer and fought for his life with regular doses of chemotherapy.

In between sessions of chemo, while working as a census taker near Big Creek, Kentucky, somebody savagely murdered him. Abducted him, gagged him, stripped him naked, bound his hands and feet and hanged his body from a tree. They also marked him, scrawling ‘fed’ across his body and taping his Census Bureau i.d. to his neck.

Immediately, anybody familiar with the hysterical screeching of the right-wing in the wake of the presidency’s changing hands cringed. Conservative paranoia about the census had been boiling for months.

Bachmann’s irrational diatribes about scary stalking Census workers quickly spawned a right-wing movement. During an interview with Bachmann, Fox News’ Glenn Beck said, “Ok, so let me talk about the Census because there’s a lot of people that are concerned with it because they don’t want to fill it out, they’re not comfortable with ACORN members coming to find out all this information, they don’t want to give the government all this kind of information.”

Conservative radio host Neal Boortz told a caller, “Most of the rest of the [Census] information is designed to help the government steal from you in order to pass off your property to the moochers. They’re looters.” Boortz urged his listeners to resist the Census workers. “If somebody comes to my — if a burglar came to your house, are you going to show him where the silverware is?” he asked. “Maybe you will if he pulls out a gun.”

The door-rapping ethnics of ACORN? Stealing? Burglars, guns? That sort of hideous vilification of the census and its workers alone qualifies you as whacko dirtbags. It’s required by the Constitution, jerks.

So now we have to come to grips with this murder, an absolutely shocking event, a nightmare. If it turns out to be the hysterical lashing out of an anti-government/census lunatic, it’d indicate the country has a bigger problem than we’d perhaps like to admit: political hysteria-speech affects ‘regular folks’, to the point of enabling, if not outright stoking, homicide.

And, well, don’t the same mindless Conservatives who run their neon-red-raged mouths know it? What was the response to the silence-of-the-lambs killing of an innocent, mild-mannered census worker? What were they immediately inspired to say? This: ‘You liberals are So Fucking Stupid, HAHA.’

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