It’s all true.

The comedy continues . .

Once you see this video, you will likely agree with me: this is a Hall of Fame political video. It is ludicrously awful, so it’s entertaining as hell.

And it comes to us from Dan Fanelli, a sorry man running for Congress in Florida. One viewing, and you will see that Dan is a Gold-Plated Wingnut.

So many terrific nutter details, dozens of them, all of which Dan thought were compelling enough to include in this hard-hitting clip. So it’s all officially enshrined, for the intertron to play forever:

1.) Terrorists want to blow up Cessnas?
2.) After they make bombs out of orange water bottles?
3.) That they tie to themselves?
4.) Outside their clothes?
5.) So their arms are paralyzed?
6.) Making it difficult to light the Bullwinkle-style fuse?
7.) Every little thing in this whack ad?

I guarantee you, Dan loves all of it.

Thanks, Rumproast.

Normally, who’d bother with state Senators? But Dave is waaaaay wingnut.

And what’s great about that? This is what’s great: it’s a wingnut triumph of truth and the human spirit to speak your mind. WOW. Coool. He’s ‘Twitter’ing what only the worst of us are thinking.

Hello!

WOAH. The president is one of those terrorists that killed thousands of Americans in a matter of minutes back in 2001? That seems a bit much.

State Senate President Brandon Shaffer, a Longmont Democrat, calls Schultheis’ tweet “appalling” and has demanded a retraction, and Ed Kowalski, a director for the New York-based 9/11 Families for a Secure America, believes Schultheis was “clearly” referring to Flight 93 when he used the words of the passengers who fought to take back the ill-fated plane: “Let’s roll.”

Kowalski also disagrees with many of Obama’s policies but says, “Let’s not cheapen what happened on Sept. 11 by making random and or ill-fated comparisons to current policy.”

WHAT! Who the fuck said “Let’s Roll” was connected to anything about planes, including what I said?

“‘Let’s roll.’ It’s a comment people use all the time any more. ‘Let’s get going. Let’s move on. Let’s make major changes,’ ” Schultheis said. “I can see it now. But you’re busy doing jillions of things during the day. You sometimes don’t analyze every single word.”

Busy doing jillions of things, but he sees it now. So it was a mistake, because he was busy, but everybody uses it all the time, so it’s not a mistake.

Earlier this year, in a communicable disease transmission bill, Colorado lawmakers sought to test all pregnant women for HIV so that they could prescribe anti-virals to protect infants.

Dave:

“This stems from sexual promiscuity for the most part, and I just can’t go there,” he said.

“We do things continually to remove the consequences of poor behavior, unacceptable behavior, quite frankly. I’m not convinced that part of the role of government should be to protect individuals from the negative consequences of their actions.”

The whores should just watch their babies die. Okay.

An awful singer and a wingnut, what a loser.

Needed: A tenting of the White House

In time, it seems to happen to all older houses, no matter how well tended they may be.

All manner of parasites, vermin, roaches, rats, worms and termites find their way into the building. Long before they’re detected, they infiltrate the walls, the floors, the roofs – and then chew their way into the structure, the supporting beams and the very foundation of the house itself. Silently, surreptitiously, whole communities of invaders make places for themselves, hidden but thriving, totally unknown by the homeowner.

Then, in time, tell-tale signs are seen. Little droppings, discolored trails, proliferating piles of residue appear in corners, on tabletops, little hanging sacs from ceilings – alarming evidence that the grand old dwelling has been invaded. Decidedly unwelcome creatures have made this place their home, and by their very existence will eventually destroy the house and bring it to ruin.

What can be done, when you learn that your house has already been invaded?…

I believe – figuratively, but in a very real way – we need to tent the White House!

As opposed to figuratively, in the fake way, which would merely be figurative. Boy, it’s that same old wingnut style, isn’t it? Stiff, boring, slow-moving, trying to wield big words and phrases. Brutal.

…To the dismay of millions of us, this occupant seems to think we need an emperor. Even though all polls show that the majority of Americans don’t want a whole new government-run health-care system, detest the trillions of dollars in un-payable debt he has foisted on us, question the whole “global warming” scare and disagree with him on many other issues, he boldly announces: “We’re going to fundamentally transform America!” And he makes it clear that he is going to cram things down our throats whether we want them or not.

He never said that.

…But it’s worse. Far worse. So many of the people he’s adding to the public payroll and giving unprecedented power to are socialists, extreme leftists and even proud, boastful Marxists. Communists! Their backgrounds and past allegiances are not hidden; they’re easily found by anybody who really wants to know. So it’s not possible that now-President Obama didn’t realize what kind of people he was bringing into the White House.

No, he’s bringing exactly the kind of people he wants around him, to guide him and to do his bidding.

Great, here come all the evil czars. Here’s a representative sample of Boone’s intelligence and grasp of reality:

* “WMD Policy” Czar Gary Samore – Former U.S. Communist. Wants to destroy all WMDs unilaterally as “a show of good faith.”

Through dozens of links, only right-wing websites, not Samore, say that.

* “Weapons” Czar Ashton Carter – leftist. Wants all private weapons destroyed. Supports U.N. ban on firearms ownership in America.

He wants no such thing. And there is no ‘U.N. ban on firearms ownership in America.’ Neither proposed nor exists.

* “Safe Schools” Czar Kevin Jennings – extreme gay activist, founder of GLSEN, the organization promoting homosexual orientation and support in all American schools; has praised the late gay-rights activist Harry Hay for his defense of NAMBLA, the “Man-Boy Love Association.” Safe schools? Safe schools?

Nope.

Friend, fellow American, this is just a partial list of the people, the types of people the current president has embedded in the White House and all through the executive branch. It’s not accidental, nor coincidental; he himself was virtually carried to his current residence by ACORN, that maggot-ridden organization. No, he wants people who think like this, in order to “radically transform America,” as he has pledged.

And nope.

And they will do just that, drastically … unless we act, decisively and powerfully. Our White House is being eaten away from within. We urgently need to throw a “tent” of public remonstration and outcry over that hallowed abode, to cause them to quake and hunker down inside. And then treat the invaders, the alien rodents, to massive voter gas – the most lethal antidote to would-be tyrants and usurpers.

We must clean house – starting with our own White House.

And the bats in your belfry?

Why wouldn’t somebody understandably enraged at a child molester plan and follow him to some far-flung precinct, abduct him, bind his hands and feet, kill him, strip his body naked, hang it from a tree, and scrawl ‘fed’ across his belly? Slap his census i.d. to his side? It’s all so simple.

So many questions…
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Was blogger Dan Riehl cramming his balls up a goat’s ass?

…look, before any more people start going bonkers that I’m accusing Riehl of anything, take a breath…

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Was Dan Riehl chatter-chewing the hair off the bunghole of an African Elephant?

…hey, before any more Liberals start staining their g-strings that I’m accusing Riehl of anything, take a breath…

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>Was Census Worker Bill Sparkman A Child Predator?
Riehl World View
Sunday, September 27, 2009

UPDATE: Before any more people start going bonkers that I’m accusing Sparkman of anything, take a breath. I’ve done a fair amount of crime blogging mixed in with politics over time. One doesn’t rule anything in or out without some firm answers. People feel free to speculate about Meth labs and pot fields but none have been reported in the area, yet. All I’m doing is looking at any and all possibilities. You’d think a moonshiner, or Meth head would have just buried the guy. Why hang him and invite the Feds into it by writing Fed on his chest? Why strip him naked and bind and gag him, which has serious sexual overtones?

I have no idea what happened, but from the reporting I’ve seen, neither does anyone else. If he adopted a boy as a single man, or was married and split with the wife and kids, who knows. But I never assume I know a story or motive until I know it. Right now we don’t. I’m simply speculating on one possible alternative, however impolite.

Someone may as well say it given some peculiar details. The strangest quote I’ve seen in all the reporting around apparently murdered Census worker Bill Sparkman is this one from his Mother located in Florida.

“I have my own ideas, but I can’t say them out loud. Not at this point,” she said. “Right now, what I’m doing, I’m just waiting on the FBI to come to some conclusion.”

She didn’t say she had been advised not to speculate. Being in Florida she has nothing to fear from Kentucky locals, so why the secrecy? Add that to the somewhat mysterious way this case is being revealed by authorities and whatever is behind it, I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s another surprise in store here.

The condition of the body and his being naked also seems curious. Why strip someone down to their socks only to kill them? Finally Sparkman’s bio and work history suggests at the least he was not just your average guy. No teaching degree, no full-time means of employment and no wife or kids so far as I am aware. But he certainly did gravitate towards children. I can’t help but wonder if this wasn’t a revenge killing disguised to look like something else. If he did have issues in this regard and messed with the wrong kid, it isn’t as if something like that can be ruled out until we know more.

Sparkman’s mother, Henrie Sparkman of Inverness, Fla., told The Associated Press her son was an Eagle scout who moved to the area to be a local director for the Boy Scouts of America. She said he later became a substitute teacher in Laurel County and supplemented that income as a Census worker.

There also seems to be a huge number of small unnamed cemeteries in that area. I haven’t even seen the name of the cemetery he was found in released. Interesting case, if nothing else. But I’m far from certain it has any political ramifications.

Web Conservative Robert Stacy McCain tragically obsesses over Andrew Sullivan and sings his own praises over deciding to chase the Sparkman story. And he needs you to send him money while he paints his perceived enemies as ‘AIDS-infected.’

UPDATE 1:50 a.m.: Well, folks, it looks like I’m going to be Kentucky-bound to cover this story in person — another one of those double-dog-dare-ya adventures in shoe-leather reporting.

Thanks to TB in North Carolina, BD in Maryland, AL in Rhode Island, a big thanks to JS in Virginia, and a huge thanks to Nathan in Missouri, the Shoe Leather Reporting Fund quickly collected enough to get me to Kentucky and back.

Additional contributions are welcome, to enable me to extend this trip. Just got off the phone with the lady at the desk of a hotel near I-75, about 20 miles from Manchester, Ky. A single room is about $95 per night, tax included. If you figure 2 packs of smokes/day at $5 each, five cups coffee/day at $2 each, continental breakfast comes with the room, so two meals/day at $5 each — the basic daily expenses come to $125. Of course, I’ve got regular bills to pay, but I’ll worry about that later.

Our hero, what an extraordinary challenge. Seven links to his PayPal account, so far.

Just think about Andrew Sullivan sitting there in Pathum, Thailand — I’m not kidding — lecturing Michelle Malkin (!) on conservatism:

By the way, there is nothing conservative about Southern populism.

Turns out Andrew–I’m not kidding–might not be in Thailand. And what if he were, what’s so wild about that? McCain is a child.

OK, Sully, enjoy your Thai holiday, while I get my 2004 KIA ready for a 500-mile road trip to Clay County, Kentucky (Monday’s forecast for Manchester, Ky.: High 70F, low 47F, cloudy, 20% chance of rain) and let me show you how it’s done. You just go on back to speculating about Sarah Palin’s uterus and leave Kentucky to me.

C’mon, dear brothers, can I get an “amen“?

CORRECTION: I don’t think Sully’s actually in Thailand. His “View From Your Window” feature seems to be about readers e-mailing him photos of the view from thir windows, rather than his own global photographic travelogue.

My mistake and I’m happy to correct it. Harvard-educated, obstretric-obsessive, AIDS-infected, dope-smoking British immigrants don’t have a monopoly on jumping to incorrect conclusions, you know.

BTW, some people have a crazy hunch this Kentucky thing might involve teenagers and the horrorcore rap scene. Maybe they’re wrong about that, too . . .

I doubt ‘Sully’ knows what ‘obstretric’ or ‘thir’ are, but I know calling him ‘AIDS-infected’ when you get embarrassed rates you for an internet coffin, McCain. Goodbye.

Doesn’t anybody remember what ‘Communism’ actually is?

“Obama is a radical communist and I think it is becoming clear. That is what I told people in Illinois and now everybody realizes it is coming true,” said Keyes who ran unsuccessfully against Obama for the Senate in 2004. “He is going to destroy this country and we are either going to stop him or the United States of America is going to cease to exist,” said Keyes.

“The man is an abomination,” Keyes said, going on to accuse Obama of being supportive of infanticide. “That is a man with such a seared conscience, I can’t even understand why anyone in their right mind would consider him worthy of political support.”

Main Entry:
com·mu·nism
Pronunciation:
\ˈkäm-yə-ˌni-zəm, -yü-\

1 a: a theory advocating elimination of private property b: a system in which goods are owned in common and are available to all as needed

Dictionary: dis·ap·pear (dĭs’ə-pîr’) pronunciation
v., -peared, -pear·ing, -pears. v.intr.

1. To pass out of sight; vanish.
2. To cease to exist.

…has finally spoken out on the financial meltdown and the stimulus bill that uses government spending to jump start the economy.

There they go again! The House and Senate have buried us in yet another bailout-stimulus heaping pile of fiscal dung — a $789 billion loan that has been tacked onto our children’s (and children’s children’s) already staggering $10-plus trillion deficit. Are you just going to sit there and take another one up the tailpipe?

Wha..excuse me?!

Though President Obama emphatically declared that this 1100-page piece of legislation does not contain “a single pet project, not a single earmark,” it’s full of some type of financial fluff. Call it what you will, but few knew recessionary needs included $2 billion for battery companies, $2 billion for the National Parks Service, $2.3 billion for NASA and the National Science Foundation, $1.1 billion for airport improvements, $850 million for Amtrak, $800 million for federal prison construction, $300 million for additions to the federal fleet, $200 million for new Department of Agriculture buildings, $165 million for fish hatcheries, $100 million for the FBI, $100 million for shipyards, $50 million for an arts endowment, etc.

Poor Professor Norris. He’s unaware that those sorts of projects are the point of the bill. Those will create jobs and make improvements to the government and the infrastructure in return for all that money. That would be spending, not a loan.

That is why I devoted the entire economic chapter in my book “Black Belt Patriotism” to how to “Stop America’s Nightmare of Debt,” both nationally and personally.

In my wife, Gena, and my most recent interview, I explained that if we are going to reawaken America, we have to return to our Founders’ principles, which include fiscal prudence.

You did what, where? You can keep that to yourself.

If our country is to survive, we must elect only those who show proof of fiscal discipline, refuse under all circumstances to increase our national deficit, and commit to pass and live under a constitutional amendment for a balanced budget. And if our incumbents voted for the bailouts or bail on their fiscal frugality, then vote them out of office the next chance you get.

Thank you, professor. I’m off to explain it all in my wife.

Another classy Republican bigwig, an oxymoron for sure.

The union AFSCME (American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees) put out ads calling the right to task for obstructing the stimulus bill’s passage. The union members, about 1.6 million, would benefit from a number of the bill’s provisions, like infrastructure improvements.

One of the targets of the ads was House Minority Whip Eric Cantor:

So Cantor’s office responded ‘in kind’:

The union charges that Cantor is ‘playing politics,’ Cantor paints them as retarded Italian goombahs. Got it.

The multi-generational financial rape that Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and so many members of our Congress are trying to force down our throats—under increasing threats and ever-louder fear-mongering—is a betrayal of the core ideals of our Founding Fathers.

Washington, Jefferson, Madison, Adams, Franklin… they did not want a large and powerful government. They went to war against such a monstrosity, one that had strangled them with punitive taxation and oppressive government. The fought tooth and nail for to establish a free republic where Americans could enjoy life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Our socialist President and his Democratic Party acolytes are not breaking any laws in trying to ram this $1 trillion dollar of waste down our throats… and wouldn’t hold themselves accountable if they were.

As with many tyrannical governments of the past, they’re sincere in their belief that encroaching further into our lives—taking a little more liberty, putting up one more fence post at a time—is for our own good.

But power only makes governments hungry for more power, and a point is eventually reached when that strangling power, that encroaching fence, must be put asunder before to envelops those who love liberty and turns them into slaves.

We face a very simple choice here, in early February of 2009, my fellow Americans.

We stop the fencing today.

We stop our government, Republican and Democrat alike, and declare that they will not have their bloated stimulus, this financial rape of our children’s future, that dwarfs the costs of the entire Iraq War and Afghan War combined.

We will shout out NO MORE.

Or in the not too distant future, we will face a far darker decision, that of surrendering what little of our freedom that remains to the all powerful government, or sharpening our tusks, and going to war yet again against tyranny. Hopefully, you will act to day and not allow yourself to be led dumbly into that pen. You will stop it, now, before it can successfully be constructed.

There are pig farmers in the White House and Congress that would see you led in captivity so that they may dine on your fatted flesh.

Will you be led to slaughter.

Or will you be free?

Posted by Confederate Yankee at February 6, 2009 02:05 PM